HONESTLY!

If you're going to type the word, 'Thanks' at the end of an email, is it THAT much easier to skip three letters, and type 'Thx'?

Those three letters missing imply a world of regard for me that is also missing.

 Drank some carbombs, watched some Army of Darkness, played some Army of Darkness drinking game (Drink to Awesome One Liners, Drink to Bruce on Bruce violence), did some drunk-dialing.  I usually try to go out on St. Patrick's Day, but I forgot that it's fun to stay in too.

I am happy to report that six months after going off The Pill, (after 2 years of steadily increasing anxiety and depression while on the Pill) I finally feel like my normal fucking self again.

So.  SWEET!   Feeling normal again rules!

So, I lost my wallet on my way home from work. One minute I'm buying ginger beer at the liquor store around the corner to make dark & stormys, and the next minute I'm speeding around the neighborhood retracing my steps like a madman and hoping nobody picked up my bright, shiny red wallet. It must have fallen out of my coat. I don't know how I could ( Read more... )

You mean to tell me that a potential unwanted pregnancy can be avoided with the careful and deliberate use of harmless herbs (parsley) and vitamins (C) you can find around the house?  This instead of subjecting a woman who does not want a pregnancy to weeks of mind-numbing waiting and worrying about the possibility of having to schedule an invasive ( Read more... )

All Superbowl-winning-team cities are alike, but each Superbowl-losing-team city is unhappy in its own way.  Poor sad Boston.  =(  

The problem with sending in writing submissions to different publications is that I am just getting into the process, so I don't tend to do it very often.  This means that whenever I do it, it is a big deal, and I wait and wait to hear back, which is a bad idea, because it uses up energy and also sometimes, you just don't hear back.  Or you hear ( Read more... )

On another, differently gross note, there’s a NY times article about these guys who discovered that their roommate was dead, but hadn’t yet cashed his social security check.  So they put his body in an office chair and rolled it to the SS office, Weekend at Bernie’s style, and tried to cash the check.  You know, like ANYONE would do in that ( Read more... )

I have a dentist appointment today at 5, and it's overshadowing my whole day.  I know it's very common to hate and avoid going to the dentist, but that doesn't make me feel better.

I don't even usually hate going!  It's just this time, and it's because it has not gone well at the last two dentists I went to.  The first one was condescending and gave ( Read more... )

My New Year's resolution:  To do things that could get me in trouble.  Not BIG trouble.  Little trouble.  I tend to get giggly when there is the possibility of getting into minor trouble.  Giggling is fun.  Bring it, 2008!