BREAKING THRONES AND CUTTING HAIR

[footsaw]

SO AANG WRONGLY INSINUATED THAT I WASN'T DOING MY PART FOR THE TEAM BY CHANGING MY APPEARANCE IN THE FIRE NATION. I THOUGHT I'D PROVED I WAS A TEAM PLAYER WHEN I RAN AWAY FROM THE LAP OF LUXURY BUT WHATEVER. I DON'T REFUSE CHALLENGES. SO I CUT MY HAIR

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[im_tha_avatah]

I DIDN'T INSEMINATE ANYTHING! IT WAS LIKE THIS: I WAS, LIKE, "TOPH, YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR HAIR BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE CHANGED THEIR HAIR BUT YOU HAVEN’T CHANGED YOUR HAIR IT’S BEEN IN THAT GIANT BUN SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME!" AND YOU WERE, LIKE, "NO BRAVE AND AWESOME AVATAR I CANNOT FOR I AM AFRAID OF CHANGE!" AND I WAS, LIKE, "DOOO IIIIIT CHANGE YOUR HAIR!" AND THEN YOU WERE, LIKE, “NEVER NEVER!” AND THEN SONG WAS, LIKE, “I’MMA CUT UR HAIR!!” AND THEN YOU WERE, LIKE, “OMG NO I’M A CONTROL FREAK IF ANYONE’S GOING TO CUT MY HAIR IT’S MEEEE!” AND THEN YOU CUT YOUR HAIR. :O I DIDN'T SAY YOU WEREN'T A TEAM PLAYER!

PS. IT LOOKS GOOD. :D

[footsaw]

THAT'S A VERY INTERESTING STORY AANG. AND I'M SURE IF YOU WROTE IT DOWN AND MARKETED IT AS FICTION, SOMEONE MIGHT BUY IT. BUT NOT ANYONE WHO'S MET ME. OR ANYONE WHO THINKS THEY MIGHT MEET ME IN FUTURE. OR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T WANT ME TO MUMMIFY THEM IN THEIR SLEEP.

[footsaw]

ALSO: LOL INSEMINATE

PS THANKS

[oblivious_dork]

BREAKING THRONES? I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU AREN'T BREAKING MINE. =( I LIKE YOUR HAIR THOUGH!

/EK

LIKE I SAID, EFFING ADORABLE. <3

[footsaw]

'COURSE NOT YOUR HIGHNESS. YOUR THRONE'S A GIANT BADGERMOLE STATUE. NO WAY AM I MESSING WITH A GIANT BADGERMOLE STATUE.

/TOPH
:D

[professorzei]

:ENTER THE FEMMEZEI:
OMG, I LOVE YOUR HAIR! :CLAPS HAND OVER MOUTH: AHHHHHHHH! THE ESTROGEN IS TAKING OVER MY BRAAAIN!! D8

[oblivious_dork]

WELL, MY GUARDS DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM THROWING THEM AROUND, BUT I'M GLAD YOU CAN RESTRAIN YOURSELF.

[smeller_b]

HOT DIGGITY DAMN. THAT'S A GREAT LOOK FOR YOU!

[footsaw]

REALLY?!? :DDD

I MEAN... COOL. IT'S NOT LIKE APPEARANCES MATTER TO ME OR ANYTHING. BUT THANKS.

[thesexyfineone]

THAT'S... A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU. I'M SURE BLUE WILL LOVE IT.

IT ACTUALLY DOESN'T LOOK HALF BAD. COLOR ME IMPRESSED, CHICA!

[footsaw]

PFFT. SOME RELATIONSHIPS DON'T DEPEND ENTIRELY ON APPEARANCE. DO YOU THINK HE'D REALLY CARE? I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT.

ALWAYS THE TONE OF SURPRISE. I WAS RAISED TO BE REFINED YOU KNOW.

[thesexyfineone]

*HAIR FLIP* THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH WANTING TO LOOK GOOD FOR THE ONE YOU LOVE. I'M SURE BLUE WILL THINK YOU LOOK VERY SEXY. I BET HIS HEART WILL BE POUNDING OUT OF HIS CHEST WHEN YOU SEE HIM AGAIN. :D

REFINEMENT DOES NOT EQUAL HAIR STYLING SKILS, MI AMOR.

[footsaw]

OH NO. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. AND IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO PUT A LOT OF EFFORT INTO LOOKING GOOD ANYWAY. HIS HEART TOTALLY DOES THAT ALREADY. IT'S HOT.

TRUFAX I GUESS. MY STYLIST BACK HOME USED TO BE THIS DISGUSTINGLY HILARIOUS OLD HAG, BUT GOOD ENOUGH TO STYLE FOR MY PARENTS. IT WAS ONLY REASON I EVER SAT STILL FOR HER.

[jerkybender]

HUH. I... GUESS I'LL GET USED TO IT. *SEKRITLY WANTS TO RUFFLE TOPH'S HAIR BUT IS MANFULLY RESTRAINING SELF UNTIL UH TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPS TO THE POINT WHERE HE CAN RUFFLE TOPH'S HAIR AND THEN TOPH DOES NOT KILL HIM AND CHEW ON THE BONES*

(YOU KNOW, EVERYONE ELSE DIDN'T REALLY CHANGE THEIR HAIR FOR FIRE NATION DRAG AS MUCH AS OUR HAIR JUST GREW AND WE STOPPED CUTTING IT. KATARA ESPECIALLY. I THINK SHE WAS TAKING VITAMINS OR SOMETHING, MAN HER HAIR GOT HUGE FAST. BUT. I GOT AN AWESOME SPIKY SCRUNCHIE. YOU GOT A TIARA HAIRPIECE THINGY WITH BELL-SHAPED DANGLY THINGIES. I WANTED TO BAT AT YOUR HEAD LIKE A CAT, BUT SEE ABOVE RE: YOU PICKING YOUR TEETH WITH MY BONES. I COUNT ACCESSORIES AS CHANGING YOUR HAIR!)

IN OTHER NEWS I HOPE YOU DIDN'T LET AANG KEEP THE CUT-OFF PIECES. THAT "COLLECTION" OF HIS IS GETTING A LITTLE OUT OF HAND. ALL OF THESE LABELED JARS ARE CREEPY. *PEERS* AND IS THAT OZAI'S TOENAILS?!

/SOKKA

DON'T THINK I DON'T I SEE YOUR LEONARD COHEN REFERENCE THAR. :D

[footsaw]

YOU TOTALLY WANT TO TOUCH IT, DON'T YOU? *EVIL GRIN*

I KNOW! I TOLD AANG THE TIARA-CAT-TOY HAIRPIECE TOTALLY COUNTED, BUT HE SAID IT DIDN'T. AND HE'S THE AVATAR.

AND I DID LET HIM KEEP THE HAIR, CUZ SOMEHOW WE FIGURED OUT THAT KATARA HAS PREMATURE HAIR-LOSS. SO HE'S GONNA USE THE HAIR TO MAKE A WIG FOR HER.

EXCEPT OZAI'S HAIR. HE'S GONNA USE THAT TO MAKE A VOODOO DOLL.