SO SOMEONE POINTED SECRET 159 OUT TO ME. ANYONE WHO SAYS THAT MY FIRST REACTION TO THIS SECRET WAS "WAIT, THOSE ARE MY ICONS! *READS* OH. HUH. *REREADS TWENTY TIMES* ...REALLY?" IS A FILTHY LIAR. YEP, I DEFINITELY UNDERSTOOD YOUR MEANING IMMEDIATELY, SINCE I ALWAYS READ THOROUGHLY.I'M REALLY GLAD I CAUSED YOU TO QUESTION YOUR SEXUAL IDENTITY, ( Read more... )

MY INTERESTS LIST IS FINALLY FULL. I CAN'T SAY THAT IT WON'T BE EDITED A MILLION TIMES OVER, THOUGH. WHY MUST LIVEJOURNAL CONSTRAIN MY HEART? I WANTED TO INCLUDE IMPOSSIBLY-ELEGANT-ASS-KICKING-SUPERMODEL-DYKES ALSO. D: *GOES TO EDIT*

YOU GUYS THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEEK EVER.

QUICK SOMEONE PINCH ME SO THAT I CAN MAKE SURE I'M ACTUALLY AWAKE AND THIS HASN'T ALL BEEN AN ELABORATE DREAM SEQUENCE.

HOLD UP. SO, I'VE BEEN SICK FOR ABOUT THREE DAYS. I'VE BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF QUALITY TIME IN MY SLEEPING BAG WITH NYQUIL AND JERKY. I HAVE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH MUCUS IN MY LIFE AND THAT INCLUDES APPA ( Read more... )

DO NOT MOCK THE PENTAPOD, FRIENDS. EVENTUALLY IT WILL WREAK HORRIBLE SNOTTY VENGEANCE UPON YOU. BY WHICH I MEAN TO SAY, SOMETIMES I MAKE UP LIES ABOUT DISEASES IN ORDER TO SAVE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE FROM THE CRUSHING PETER PAN-BOOTED FOOT OF THE FIRE NATION'S EVIL REGIME, AND I'M AN AWESOME HERO-TYPE PERSON, AND YET I STILL GET HORRIBLY, MISERABLY ( Read more... )

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SCHEDULE SUBJECT TO CHANGE, I'M FLEXIBLE AND EASILY SUGGESTIBLE ( Read more... )

IN OTHER NEWS: I HAVE REVISED MY VIEWS ON HARU'S SILLY MADE UP EARTH KINGDOM LANGUAGE. THIS IS WHY.

IN OTHER OTHER NEWS: I FOUND YUE THE PERFECT APRON. I AM THE EPITOME OF GOOD TASTE. ALSO, MOM GOT A THEME SONG. ARE THESE TWO FACTS RELATED? YOU BE THE JUDGE.

I FOUND ZUKO'S DIARY. I HAVE THIS TO SAY ABOUT THAT:

AT THE WINTER'S END
ICE BECOMES FLOWING WATER
YOUR FANFICTION SUCKS

TODAY I THOUGHT THIS FISH WAS LOOKING AT ME WHILE I ATE IT AND IT REMINDED ME OF YUE BUT ALSO OF FAILURE. IT WAS DELICIOUS NEVERTHELESS. I AM COVERED IN GOO (I BLAME APPA AND/OR POSSIBLY KATARA). NATURALLY THE DEFAULT ICONS FOR BOTH CAPSLOCK_ATLARP ( Read more... )

THE STUPID FIRE NATION STORES DON'T TAKE EARTH KINGDOM OR WATER TRIBE MONEY, SO I KEEP HAVING TO SHOPLIFT KATARA'S TAMPONS. THERE WEREN'T ANY TWO-HEADED FISH AT THE MARKET TODAY. ALSO I KEEP TRIPPING OVER EX-FREEDOM FIGHTERS, EX-PRINCES, AND OTHER SUCH SUNDRY. DON'T THEY KNOW THAT I'M A MAIN CHARACTER? WHEN ARE WE GOING TO OVERTHROW THIS GOVERNMENT ( Read more... )