FUCK THIS SHIT.

[footsaw]

DEAR SEVENTEEN

I'M A POLYAMOROUS BISEXUAL EATHBENDING GODDESS HEIRESS WHO HAS BEEN RECENTLY ENGAGED TO A MAN I DON'T LOVE AND AM NOT ATTRACTED TO, WHILE PRIMARILY DATING A NINJA, AND MAINTAINING SECONDARY RELATIONSHIPS WITH VARIOUS OTHERS

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[thuglyfe_ninja]

IT'S BEEN MONOGAMY FOR ME AT LEAST UNTIL I CATCH ZUKO'S MOM ALONE.

DON'T GET ME WRONG. DO ALL THE CHICKS YOU WANT. BUT I WANNA BE THE ONLY MANSPIRITTHING IN YOUR WORLD, EVEN IF I HAVE TO ICE A FEW NIGGAS HERE AND THERE TO ACCOMPLISH THIS GOAL.

[footsaw]

... HARU GUILTED ME INTO THINKING I WAS A CHEATING HOR.

I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING WITH TEO YESTERDAY. I WAS JUST SITTING WITH HIM. SO AS LONG AS CHICKS DON'T COUNT I'VE TOTES BEEN MONOGAMOUS TOO.

THAT BITCH MADE ME FEEL GUILTY.

THAT BITCH MADE ME FEEL GUILTY.

I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL HER.

[thesexyfineone]

SITTING WITH HIM? IS THAT WHAT THEY CALL IT THESE DAYS?

[jerkybender]

ON HIM, WITH HIM, SAME THING.

[jerkybender]

*HEADTILTS* HUH. IF YOU ASK ME, YOU JUST WROTE TO THE WRONG MAGAZINE. NEXT TIME MAYBE TRY CHERI MAGAZINE? ....NOT THAT I DO SUSPICIOUS THINGS WITH THIS GOOD COUNTRY'S NUMBER ONE PROVIDER OF FEMALE ANAL SEX IMAGES, OF COURSE. NOPE, NOTHING WEIRD. NOT ME. *ADJUSTS HALO* *WHISTLES*

[footsaw]

BUT... BUT WIKIPEDIA TOLD ME THAT THAT WAS THE MAGAZINE TO WRITE TO IF YOU WANTED CRAPPING WISHY-WASHY ADVICE ABOUT DRAMA-LLAMAS AND FEELINGS AND SHIT. AND WIKIPEDIA IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

*STEALS HALO AND USES IT TO PLAY FRISBY WITH APPA*

[jerkybender]

WIKIPEDIA ALSO SAYS FAMOUS RICH PEOPLE FUCK KOALAS AND GREEN ARROW IS THE PRINCE OF THE FIRE NATION. GO FOR THE PORNO MAG ADVICE, I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S 100% BETTER. CHERI MAGAZINE WOULD HAVE JUST TOLD YOU TO HAVE ANAL SEX WITH EVERYONE INVOLVED UNTIL THINGS WERE BETTER! :D HOW IS THAT NOT A WIN-WIN SITUATION?

ALSO, I GOT YOU A PRESENT.

[footsaw]

:O BUT RICH PEOPLE DON'T FUCK KOALAS! THEY ONLY FUCK KOALA -SHEEP! KOALAS ARE FREAKY. OH YEAH. ANAL SEX FIXES EVERYTHING. EXCEPT AIDS.

:D A PRESENT?!

WHAT IS IT...?

[thesexyfineone]

EEP!! *RUNS*

[footsaw]

MY DEVIL HAT SAYS YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN!

[boywithwings]

TOPH, I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS... AND IT'S FINE IF YOU WANT TO BE WITH HIM TOO. I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE HARU. YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT. :)

[footsaw]

UH, TEO? WE HAVEN'T ACTUALLY DONE ANYTHING SINCE BLUE AND I STARTED DATING EXCEPT FUNLESTATION AND SPIN THE BOTTLE, WHICH DON'T COUNT. AND SEEING AS BLUE'S BEEN ONLY MINE, I'M GONNA BE ONLY HIS. I DON'T WANNA BE A CHEATING HOR WHO HAS ONE RULE FOR HERSELF AND ONE RULE FOR EVERYONE ELSE LIKE HARU EITHER.

[thesexyfineone]

HEY! I MIGHT BE CHEATING AND I MIGHT BE A HOR BUT I'M NOT UM... WAIT, WHAT WAS THAT LAST THING?

[footsaw]

A HYPOCRITE. AND YES, YOU ARE.