Why is Tex wanting to jump off a high building?

Someonepleasestopher!

I do not want Church to be sad. He will be sad. Sad is not good. Sad is bad. Badbadbabad!

Private frosting. Bake her happy muffins? Filled with rainbows?

Nearly dying is not fun...

Lets not try and fly again. Ever.

I did express my concerns on your new method on flying. I was sure that jumping from a high building and flapping your arms wouldn't have worked as effectively like Agent Montana's gravity lift. But according to my data collected from the experience, you maintained to stay in the air ( Read more... )

BANG ( Read more... )

How do I touch boys?

In their private area?

Commander Strawberry ripple asked me to touch him. But- I do not know how. Why does he want me to touch him?

I do not understand! At all! Ever!

Dee!

Private Caboose, I am not familliar with Human interations. Touching is a sign of affection, if I remember Yorks information correctly. It can also be ( Read more... )

I had a weeeeird dream!

I was in!

A big!

Big!

Big!

Big!

Big!

Big! House! Thing, withh scarrry ghostsss and othhher scary things and othhher scary things.

I met nice pople! I think! It was a dream, but it felt real!

Commmmmmaaaannnnddddeeerrrr Bubble-Cream! I think I need a bandage.

It is okay to touch a boys butt right?

Church. Do not be mad at me....please

I had a nice time putting my hand down Commander Strawberry Lollipops pants! His butt feels nice.

Needles are bad.

After having a talk with Nill.....

I think I may have gotten sad.

Since I don't like being sad, I think it is time for me to be happy.

YORK! YORK! YORK!Please make Tex fall in love with you. Take her away ( Read more... )

[The recording starts with a loud crash, followed by Cabooses laugh merged a deep one. There is another crash and the sound of crackling fire, before Caboose speaks.]

Evil....Perfectly eevvviill...

Everything will burn! MUHA! BURN!

[He laughs again, which lasts for a while, until the voice leaves. Caboose is silent for a while, before he ( Read more... )

I do not know what is going on.

I do not like it when I do not know what is going on!

GLITTTEEEERRRRRRRRR

I like glitter.

It would seem that Purgatory may be malfunctioning? Otherwise I do not know what else might be going on. I do not think it is the end of the world. My data-It's okay Dee! I think we all know this place is going to ( Read more... )

I need to find someone for Nill.

Who would like to be in love with Nill? That is a boy. And is not mean. Or weird. Or crazy...or evil...or mean...or not right for Nill!

Someone NICE! And HAPPY! And someone for Nill! Someone who will love Nill! Because Nill deserves HAPPYNESS! Because she is a nice lady!

I will bake them muffins!

CHURCH! Nill ( Read more... )