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[forallofthis1]

I cannot stand the fact that it is so hard to make a decision these days. I’m not saying that we should convert to communism, ladies need there choice of color and size of that new pleasure device sold at Helga’s Horny House of Love Machines. I’m just saying when I make my next trip to the store to buy toothpaste, that I’m not tormented by the ten

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[mandalay]

best story ever

[forallofthis1]

thanks for taking the time outta your day to read it! how the fuck are you by the way?

[mandalay]

I am pretty good, I may be getting a job working with kids, getting paid to play! How about you? Are you still dating that same girl from Travis bday when you came over?

[forallofthis1]

that sounds awesome. yep im still dating the same girl (gretchen) and shes super dooper!

omg!!

[whitetrashnmbr1]

you're funny brandon. i love you. we should do something before my birthday, yeah?!?! or at least meet up to say Hi. bc you're a goober!! well i'm lost for words right now. so i'll ttyl

pigfucker!?!? where'd that come from?!?!