I have absolutely nothing to write about. But I feel like having my LJ in my bookmarks and not updating is a waste of the 1K that it takes up on my harddrive. I could just delete the bookmark and type in the URL when I want to update my LJ, but that would require the synapses in my brain to fire off rapidly to make my fingers move and strike the ( Read more... )

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If one day I become a very artful and vulpine fugitive, I would like for the detective who is after me to be an attractive, young, female detective. Why? Well quite simply, I would want to sleep with her, and I would. So after some amazing, passionate, intense love making, we would fall asleep together. She would wake alone in bed though, with only ( Read more... )

Longstaff --

[adjective]:

Sexually stunning

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

I love my last name

So I believe that everyone who wants to be in entertainment has fantasized about being on Late Night with Conan O'brien. I sure have. But its not so much a fantasy as a premonition. I think the interview will consist of me plugging my new movie, which will be about me kicking lots of ass, but not in a shitty Vin Diesel way, but in a badass Sean ( Read more... )

All i'm saying is that I want to become so famous someday that girls will want me to sign their chest. I think I would be very content with life if a girl came up to me and said "can I have your autograph?" and then pulled their top down (or up).

So, how was your semester?

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Pirates you say?! attacked your dorm you say?! crazy. sounds like you need to unwind.

I suggest you come to Cedar Creek A12 Thursday night around 9:30-10pm.

We are having a end of semester shindig, with games, and food, and drinks, and friends!

We will be providing some of our beverages, but please BYOB if you ( Read more... )

Ya know what one of my favorite things is? Watching movies you've never seen before on cable television latenight. Maybe all curled up in a blanket, with a cat and some food. It doesnt necessarily have to be a good movie, just a movie ( Read more... )

Last night for my 21st I went to the bar with Chris, Swifty, and JoJo. Chris paid for all my drinks in the beginning while we all drank and played pool. But very early in the night they all turned into pre pubescent little girls and went home. But that didnt stop me, I hung out with a couple of my buddies from work and we all got extremely drunk. ( Read more... )

Today was the AIDS Walk 2005 for AIDS Project Hartford. Myself, John, Chris, and Danielle all decided to form a team and go only in towels, and not just that, but paint ourselves to spell out AIDS, like it was some sporting event. Team name: Naked Hairy Men.(even though we had a girl, who wasnt really naked or hairy. We raised $113 for the cause ( Read more... )