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Dear Xan-

Thanks for visiting! It was wonderful to see you, and I'm so glad you're doing well. I will visit you in Colorado next.

Love,
Colin

p.s. pancakes are yummy.

One magical morning, while I was enjoying a mystical slumber, I was suddenly disturbed by the melodious ring of my cellular device. After seeing who it was who was calling, and deciding not to blow them off, and return to my slumber, I answered the phone with a groggy "Hello?" From the other end a voice of pure John Swiftyness emerged. It was John ( Read more... )

*sigh*

I did not like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

It was like flat soda.

But I enjoyed Johnny as Wonka :-)

Your Kissing Purity Score: 17% Pure
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christ....I havent been this sick in a while ( Read more... )

So I went to Swifty's party last night, had a blast. I met this girl, we made out a bit, which was neat, but of course, the fates decided that I was not worthy of boobs that night, so they made all the alcohol I drank not like my tummy, and well I spent some time in the bathroom, and then passed out on John's floor. *sigh ( Read more... )

Wow, I was in such a good mood 7 minuets ago, and now I'm pissed and bitter and hateful, more so than usual ( Read more... )

I was at Stop and Shop, ya know, the grocery store, where I went to get two items: A-1 Steak sauce, and a bag of Jax. I went to a self checkout lane, because those things rock, and are usually quite speedy. BUT, of course, I got stuck behind a soccer mom. I hate those. First I didn't mind that she was in the lane that was meant to be speedy, and ( Read more... )