Scene Queen Primer continued! AIEEEEEEEE.
Back to the first part!
SO, HERE IS MY JAC AND AUDREY FANGIRL SECTION
Oh god, I’m not going to try and put these in any kind of order or try to talk about how much they seriously mean to me, because it’ll just become incredibly apparent how much I fangirl their friendship, and I think the quotes justify it more than any kind of flailing will.
(Just a quick review of the timeline though: Jac and Audrey were friends from November 2005-June 2006.)
Audrey: iloveyouimissyouineedyoustrongestgirlever
Jac: you know that i love you more than anything ever, right?
yinyang i need you.
fucking so over this bullshit. all i need is you
Audrey: ahh jac i miss you so much :( soon i need you <3 im always here for you and always will be
Jac: i know you are. you mean the world to me aud. you know we're in it together no matter what happens. me and you. you and me.
Audrey: god i love you so much. we will dominate. and i would bey mt life on it.
Jac: i need my bad speller other half back now. i need yinyang. lets get some sushi k?
Jac: i need you for these next couple days. i love you.
Jac: holyshit. i did not know that karma thing was in your profile. thats so fucking strange. whats up yinyang think exactly alike. lets hope karma does eat him alive, though.
i love you. keep me strong.
Audrey: kill me today jac please i need right rigt noe more then you can imagine we need eather fuck money aznd fuck distabnce :(
Jac: Audrey get here too. I need you. Anime&porcelaindoll photoshoots.”
Jac: stay strong today. you know you can do it.
and you know you always have me to fall back on.
Jac: everyone else is only temporary.
i only need you.
ihatethisaudrey.
Audrey: im building a teleport so when we need each other its super easy
Jac: she's the yin to my yang. we're the same person but we're completely opposite. escaped a videoshoot (literally ran a mile down the hollywood hills). who does that? she says one word and i know exactly what song she's talking about.
Audrey: i have no tone and dont know the words to the songs so i make them up and she knows exactly the one i want to hear.
Jac: i love you. so much.
im so happy you are happy.
my loveeeee. =]
Audrey: start looking for temp ying yang tattoos now. hells ganna break loose
fuck i love you!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY I WEAR SUCH A TINHAT FOR THESE GIRLS?
Jac: Audrey has been here for a week and basically Hanna, Aud and I have been attached at the hips ever since
OH SNAP, HAVE I HIT HANNA BETH? SWEET.
Hanna Beth Merjos!
You know the drill by now. Some backstory on Hanna Beth, and then we'll get back to her friendship with Audrey and Jac. HERE WE GO!
Yeah, this is one of the oldest pictures I have of her. She might be 15 here! Then again, let's pretend like I didn't say that! MY ABILITY TO FEEL GUILT IS MAYBE COMING BACK.
Hanna Beth Merjos was born on August 24, 1988. Which makes her a year older than me. Which makes me laugh so hard I cry, a little!
I'm pretty sure she grew up in California. Her dad owns a GIGANTIC production company (which you can read more about here: http://hsiproductions.com/About.htm)
She kind of looks like she's in a lesbian threesome here! MAYBE SHE IS. YOU DON’T KNOW.
….it’s just like a bikini. It totally is. I cannot possibly be put in jail for this. Probably.
BUNNIES!
I don't know when she decided to get into modeling or why, but I approve!
I SHOULD PROBABLY STOP POSTING ALL THE HALF-NAKED PICTURES OF HANNA BETH. I can’t help it, though, she’s incredibly hot.
GOLD BIKINI GOLD BIKINI SHINY! (Remember when I used to be coherent?)
I couldn't ask for anything more at the moment.
And even though I seek to fix my imperfections,
I am slowly learning to deal with them,
and turn them into something beautiful.
My outfits never match,
but I think its better that way.
Toys! Hanna Beth loves toys, and cute things, and cupcakes. This is why we are soulmates. Wait, what? THAT JUST SLIPPED OUT.
why do i find myself walking down sunset at 6 in the morning when no one is out and the only sound i hear is my footsteps. where is everyone? i'm not tired. i sit in the car listening to coldplay while ray sleeps in the back with a sleeping bag. i start thinking, i never stop thinking.
Hanna Beth is a chameleon! I’m not going to lie, I literally could not find her the first time I looked at this picture. Shut up. I’ve had a long day.
I am a strong girl, and I will be fighting my way through till the bitter end.
A lot of these pictures are from late 2006! Shhh, don’t tell. My ability to stick to a timeline is nonexistent. I WILL GET BACK TO HER AND JAC AND AUDREY, I PROMISE.
ANIMAL MASKS? She fits right into bandom canon, you guys.
I love her so much! She's gorgeous and happy and like, always upbeat and positive, which is not something you can say for Jac and Audrey. IT'S LIKE SHE'S THE CHEER FAIRY.
LEGS LEGS LEGS BOOTS AND LEGS!
SHE’S TOTALLY 18 AT THIS POINT, GUYS. I think. GO AHEAD AND WRITE FIC ABOUT HOT HANNA BETH/RANDOM GIRL ACTION.
See! 18th birthday shenanigans.
Yes, that is TOTALLY Trace Cyrus at Hanna’s birthday party. A year and a half before they started dating! I have no idea how they met or how long they’ve known each other, but it’s pretty cool. MAYBE HER FATHER PRODUCED A BILLY RAY CYRUS VIDEO. IDK, DID BILLY RAY CYRUS HAVE ANY SONGS OTHER THAN ACHY BREAKY HEART?
So, okay, let's go back in time. Wheee! What fun! Judging by this picture, I’d say Audrey and Hanna Beth have known each other a while.
So let’s just assume that Audrey introduced Hanna Beth to Jac! Okay? It makes complete sense.
And they all became besties and took adorable pictures and lived happily ever after! ...please?
Sidekick ladies! Sometimes I try to hide behind my phone, and then I realize I am not a tiny adorable scene queen. Also I don’t have a sidekick. Also, I’m a moron.
Jac: hanna makes me happyyyyy
I for one squeal in delight whenever these girls flip me off. YES, I WOULD INDEED LIKE TO GET FUCKED BY YOU. (Oh come on, like that's a surprise to anyone reading this.)
ENTER JEFFREE STAR. I do not like Jeffree Star all that much. This is mostly because he’s a douchebag. I think he was Jac's friend first, seeing as how she mentioned him in the beginning of 2006, and introduced him to Hanna and Audrey. Or possibly Audrey knew him and introduced him to Jac who introduced him to Hanna? Piecing things together is so hard. It's like a sexy puzzle with pieces missing. And maybe some pieces are melted, or someone dropped cookie dough on them, and it's all just a hot mess.
Show me your grillz! Or, okay, just your normal teeth. That’s good too. EXCEPT FOR HOW IT ISN’T, I WANT GRILLZ. Do I look like a tooth fairy to you?
So, okay, life is super good and everyone’s happy. Kind of.
Jac: i fucking miss when it was good.
Audrey: :( iloveu
And then something very complicated happened that no one has ever really explained, but Jac and Audrey fell apart. Audrey had apparently been telling lies or talking about Alysia and possibly Jac behind their backs, and everyone found out and got pissed off. Jac and Audrey haven’t spoken since. Hanna Beth chose to stay friends with Audrey instead of Jac (UNTIL RECENTLY, DUHN DUHN DUHN!) and life went on. Except for how my heart has a giant hole in it. God, I'm still waiting for these girls to wake up and realize they need each other.
On to Part Two!