Fuck self-important jackasses who think their friends list is some sort of elitist club .. as if its such a fucking privilege to be on their list.

News Flash Asshole:
No one gives a rat's ass about your journal, so get over yourself. You take this shit way too seriously ( Read more... )

This just in ..

A deranged lunatic fresh from the insane asylum has decided to write me yet another email under the psychotic illusion that we had some sort of relationship (even though I have never met or talked with this person). Pasted below for your amusement ...

"Hey I don't know what's going on with you but I really don't think that I deserve ( Read more... )

I remember watching Blackadder (British Comedy) many years back when it used to be on television. The main character was a secretly destitute aristocrat whose sole means of survival was in duping the crown into believing that he still owned his wealth. Now the queen had a sinister streak and a penchant for executions, so most of the royal court was ( Read more... )

To describe my life as crap would be the understatement of the century. I feel so utterly worthless, like a pithed frog in some high school biology experiment. Only in my case, I get to live through the ordeal with full cognizance of what is happening to me ( Read more... )

Yesterday I was planning to write a bitter diatribe on the woes of public speaking, but the presentation went surprisingly well. Another testament to the old adage: Every dog has its day

Now what was that about blind squirrels?

And here we have a firm believer in the notion that gratuitous flattery + unbridled obsession + flowery prose = fast seduction. Seriously, some people need to learn when its time to give up .. like when the person

NEVER RESPONDS TO YOUR MESSAGE

From the most delusional reaches of cyberspace I bring you .. someone I have never even met.

( The prattling of a sex-starved internet stalker )

I guess I'll have to try this one. After all, it is me.


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My depression is back in full force, will wonders ever cease? It seems that my prefabricated, disingenuous outpourings of enthusiasm were just that, a sham. More gratuitous self-reproach to follow.

So I've decided to pursue Yoga on a more regular basis, although today's class was hardly an inspiration. The instructor's voice had shrill, dissonant ( Read more... )

I urge you to take a seat, for you are about to witness an unprecendented event in the history of this journal. Something so extraordinary, that you will scarcely believe it to be real. Take a deep breath, blink twice, secure any loose articles, and then prepare to be completely flabbergasted, bewildered, and taken aback.

I am in a good mood today

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It seems ...

that my prolonged depression has yielded some good after all, as I have now lost 5 pounds in the past two days. And while I fear what may become of me if this trend continues, it certainly has worked wonders for my body image. Perhaps by next week I will finally reach my goal weight, provided the emotional anguish has not been ( Read more... )