Hey look everybody! Someone defriended me today ( Read more... )

I decided to designate this past Saturday as the sixth month anniversary of my relationship with Corey. And while he apparently forgot this monumental occasion, I would just like to commend him for his continued tolerance of me and my juvenile, attention-seeking antics. He either has a high threshold for pain, or a masochistic streak as wide as the ( Read more... )

I'll be the first to admit that politics bore the shit out of me, but when it does manage to evoke a spike train in my otherwise dormant cerebral cortex, the results are not very pleasant. And when confronted with views that differ from my own, I tend to oscillate between haughty contempt and homicidal rage. Conservative ideas are reflexively ( Read more... )

At last, I have finally isolated the single perpetrator of all my complexion woes.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, this feculent abomination otherwise known as


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People who walk in the middle of the road completely oblivious to the fact that there are cars around make driving suck. This is a road, not a fucking sidewalk, so get your ass back where it belongs. There are plenty of other places for you to walk, but YOU douchebags decide to plant your ass right in front of my car and straddle along as if it ( Read more... )

It seems that Zoe decided to throw up in my bathroom sink just before I left for the weekend so that it had sufficient time to clog the pipes and allow the stench to permeate the entire apartment. So now I am already three hours late for work and the week hasn't even started yet.

Hooray for me.

Today seems to be "Delete Your Journal" Day for the people on my friends list, which is starting to concern me. Now I've been known to pull similar stunts on a couple of occasions, but that's no reason for other people to follow suit. I was happy to see kyrahjade reinstated this morning, but now it seems that manic_behemoth has vanished as well.

Come back manic_behemothOtherwise, I ( Read more... )

Today I found myself mulling over the marvels of modern dieting and my conspicuous lack of effort in that department. It seems fashionable these days to consign oneself to the so-called Atkins' Oblivion Diet (heretofore dubbed "Alpha Omega"), which purports to eliminate all complex carbohydrates from one's diet by supplanting them with gratuitous ( Read more... )

Just a question:

What kind of lame-ass holiday falls on a Sunday anyway? I don't even get the day off, and yet still I am virtually house-bound by the inordinate lack of things to do what with everything being closed and such, not to mention the enormous amount of traffic emanating from every religious establishment in town. I suppose these people ( Read more... )

You know you've spent too much time in the lab when you start becoming territorial over your bench space. Next thing you know I'll be urinating on the walls and defecating in my own chair to warn other indigenous life forms of my presence. It could also serve as a useful deterrent to irritating co-workers who encroach on my territory and use the ( Read more... )