oh em gee. <------- i'll give you a while to figure that one out.

you know whats awesome?

Rolling Stone magazine does this thing that is a top 5 list of our current obsessions.

number 3?

Chuck Norris.

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In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Masterbate with the other hand.p>

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hahaha, thats funny.

im not gonna do it. but it is funny.

it just feels weird with the other hand, guys out there, you know what im saying?

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oh yeah, and hot sex in the back room.

my sister said "alright, let's blow this joint."

but i corrected her saying

"Sierra, i think most people move the air through the joint in the opposite direction."

Yargh!

what should i do!!!!

the lucky people on myspace and Lj got 2 merry christmas's from me.

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