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[foretastes]

( phone; attempted filter away from all male characters. all of them. except the filter has failed. )

[Terezi sounds utterly dismayed on the phone today. Her voice is full of devastation; there is no one more tragic than her right now. No one. She has all the tragedy. All of it.]Hello, ladies of the species, whatever species you are, which I am

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[chastesaw]

...I had been about to ask for reassurance that this had not been a public missive, but in retrospect the content of the message makes it clear that such hopes were in vain.

But to answer your question I suppose it would depend on the context of said touching, particularly given that the other boy in question does make a habit of, as you so succinctly put it, being a spongeless idiot.

[foretastes]

Kanaya.

[deep breath.]

You know nothing about boys and nub-honking, you do not count. [YOU BIG OLD LESBIAN okay she has no approximation of lesbian but she sure does know that Kanaya's never been in a quadrant with a boy!!]

[chastesaw]

*Pale quadrants! Pale and ashen quadrants totally count!* As I am female, in possession of nubs of my own, and furthermore possessed of the belief that it does not matter which particular gender is doing said honking, I posit that I do in fact, count.

*She's a lesbian so she's twice the expert on nub-honking all right!!!*

[foretastes]

[pale and ashen quadrants do not have boobhonking!!!!!]

No, it is totally different! You can always honk your own nubs, but boys don't have nubs! It's terrible!

[she is shrieking ear-splittingly into the phone at this point.]

[crusthatecean]

Oh my god.

Why would you make this a public call.

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[makemebreakfast]

That sounds pretty complicated.

I'd just beat that boy up for good measure...but not as badly as you should since you seem like you kind of liked it or something.

Also you talk weird and it's kinda funny.

Anyway, just beat him up and tell him that his actions were uncalled for but not quite as horrible as it could have been? I dunno, just beat him up for touching you without your permission. That's the most logical course of action.

[foretastes]

I was already thinking of punching him. [that's a good idea probably!! but she will go light on the punches.]

Well, the thing is... I did sort of give permission! I even liked it. Only after did I go 'Oh, wait! I was saving my nubhonkings for another boy!'

[makemebreakfast]

[Before she speaks, Arcueid is trying her best to hold in snickering. The girl's obviously upset and she's trying to be helpful but...pfff...."nubhonkings"....is just hilarious. She'll speak when she finally gets herself under control.]

Oh, well if you gave him permission that makes the situation a little more problematic. [Why do you like to pretend you're good at giving advice, Arcueid?]

Then I guess punching him once for good measure would be okay, just to make up for the mistake. Then maybe you could take a first something away from him just to make it even?

[The airhead totally doesn't mean that like it sounds...but she's oblivious to how it sounded.]

[foretastes]

[it is proper anatomy!!]

Oh!

Oh, you're right! [wow.

wow, Arcueid. you just have her the worst idea ever.] He's got to have something I can steal back!

[made_this_town]

Every time I think you troll brats can't possibly get any worse.

Every goddamn time.

[foretastes]

You weren't supposed to hear this! You are not a lady!

[made_this_town]

Neither are you, you are a fucking child. Smooching and rump-touching is for grown-ups kid, not for babyass little toddlers just outta their diapers.

[foretastes]

I'll be six and a half soon!

[guitarslaying]

I'll say what I always say to this question: I'd shrug it off.

[foretastes]

So I should just forget about it?

[guitarslaying]

If you're saying it's something you didn't mind? Then yeah, who cares?

[foretastes]

It's more complicated than that! It is a mess. It could be a big mess.

Also, I was saving my nubhonkings.