HERMIONE!

I lost my potions book I think I might have left it in the library did you see if I left it there help SNAPE WILL EAT ME I SWEAR IT HE EATS CHILDREN!

Father named Minister.

Best mate goes missing.

Had cake.

All in all, strange day, really.

I get told nothing around here, I swear. What happened? Harry? Hermione?

Geez. Not my fault I got detention.

Um, wait. Ok, yeah, walked into that one.

This is to remind me to kick Zabini's arse.

Nothing should make me feel sorry for Malfoy.

Pansy?

Up for a fly tonight?

And yes, by Pansy I do mean Parkinson, and of course this is in all caps and we're really screaming, pay it no mind.

I really don't see what all the fuss is about, people. It was just a howler.

NOT ON. I SHOULD BURY YOU ON THE QUIDDITCH PITCH IN DUNG UP TO YOUR EARLOBES.

Yes, I'm fine.

No, I don't want to talk about it.

And who in the bloody hell owled me this thing?


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Harry, I think my fingers are just about frozen over, mate. Barely can hold a quill. Still, it's worth it, don't you reckon?

I'm trying to decide on how I die this month. Any suggestion? The crystal ball seems to be a little foggy of late.

Um. Yeah. Interesting night, really.

Think I'll go to bed early. Right.