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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

Jan 15, 2011 12:56

OKAY, YOU SEE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? YOU SEE HOW I AM SUDDENLY NOT IN A FALLING DOWN LAB ON A METEOR AT THE ASS END OF NO WHERE, AND HOW I AM SUDDENLY IN A HIVE FILLED WITH HUMANS ( Read more... )

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text terrierfancy January 15 2011, 20:38:52 UTC

It's sure been a long time since you've seen this kid. Even if you can't see him right now you know that ornery personality anywhere.

hey

text forevercapslock January 15 2011, 20:42:46 UTC

HEY WHAT. IF YOU DON'T START SAYING WORDS THAT ARE HELPING ME OUT, YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF.

text terrierfancy January 15 2011, 20:45:05 UTC

Yeah, it's definitely him.

its been a long time

text forevercapslock January 15 2011, 20:51:20 UTC

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I HAD TO DEAL WITH CRYPTIC SHITSTAINS WHO DO NOTHING TO ACTUALLY CONTRIBUTE TO THE BETTERMENT OF MY SITUATION. NO WAIT, SURPRISE, IT'S BEEN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES. UNLESS VRISKA'S ALSO MAGICALLY HERE AND ABOUT TO POP UP LIKE A GOD DAMN CRACK WEASEL FLIPPING HIS SHIT ANY SECOND NOW.

NOW FOR REAL, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW ME?

text terrierfancy January 15 2011, 21:23:18 UTC

i do know you kid
you just dont know me anymore
its been a long time
meet me down on the first floor if you want your answers

text forevercapslock January 15 2011, 21:28:07 UTC

FINE. BUT IF THIS IS A TRICK, YOU CAN EXPECT TO HAVE MY SICKLE BURIED SO DEEP IN YOUR CHITINOUS WINDHOLE, IT'LL BE SOME KIND OF FUCKING RECORD. I'LL GET A SHITTY MEDAL AND BE REMEMBERED IN SOME BOOK WITH A PRETENTIOUS TITLE. "COUNT LENGARDEAUX'S BOOK OF WELL-WISHERS, HAS-BEENS, AND RECORD-BREAKERS."

text ==> action terrierfancy January 15 2011, 21:31:07 UTC

dont you ever shut up

Oh wait. That's right. He doesn't. So you decide to wait lurking in the shadows on the stairway to the first floor with your hand in your pocket. You know what you're going to do to make this kid realize who you are.

You know the best, sure-fire way to make him remember you and then he'll feel retarded for ever fucking forgetting. Then again, it's not like you've ever typed to him before or ever will do so again in the future in your timeline or anything because that would be ridiculous and stupid.

action forevercapslock January 15 2011, 21:37:12 UTC

You ignore that because the answer should be obvious even to the stupidest wrigglers who have dealt with you for more than five seconds, and head to the first floor. You're pretty wary, but with a sickle in one hand, you're pretty confident you can take on anything here.

action terrierfancy January 15 2011, 21:43:00 UTC

You have to admit that the kid coming down the stairs armed with that stupid sickle is pretty smart. Too bad you blend in with the shadows pretty fabulously.

Not that you would ever say fabulously and you sort of cringe for your mundane even typing that a moment ago. Oh, well. It isn't too important for the moment so you decide to wait a few more seconds... Wait for it.

Wait.

Waaaait.

You hope that Karkat will get used to the feel of your SEVEN OF SPADES in his side. You also hope that he doesn't bitch about his blood again because that seems like something that would be really stupid to you. You suppose you'll tell him about the closets after he gets over your standard greeting.

action forevercapslock January 15 2011, 21:55:10 UTC

OW. Fuck. You were expecting an attack, but you weren't expecting it to come out of the SHADOWS by the stairs. You clamp your hand over the wound left by the BAIT AND SWITCHBLADE and turn to face your attacker, but almost drop your sickle when you see who it is.

Jack!

action terrierfancy January 15 2011, 22:50:55 UTC

You tell him that he kept you waiting before returning your BAIT AND SWITCHBLADE into your DECK OF CARDS.

the name aint jack anymore kid
they call me slick
spades slick

For some reason that felt like a cool thing to say. You don't regret it.

action forevercapslock January 15 2011, 22:54:59 UTC

Why Slick?

You ask this kind of absently, since you're trying to keep your RED MUTANT BLOOD from becoming visible, but that's pretty much impossible, since you're bleeding all over the place.

Maybe it should bother you that you consider this guy a friend but he tends to get stabby whenever you're around him. It doesn't really occur to you, though.

action terrierfancy January 16 2011, 22:42:45 UTC

You tell him that the name sounded nice to you and that it would piss a certain HUGE BITCH (bluh bluh) off whenever she had to say it considering the circumstances.

You also tell him that he can get some bandages from a near-by closet if he wants to and that there are probably some extra shirts in there too if he doesn't have one in his weird capatchsomething thing.

action forevercapslock January 16 2011, 22:48:04 UTC

That seems like a reasonable enough explanation to you. Pissing off HUGE BITCHES is worthwhile.

You nod at the new information, but don't thank him for it. Instead you ask if he's been here long.

action terrierfancy January 16 2011, 22:54:33 UTC

You tell him you've been here long enough to get irritating. Almost a month now, you think. You say you haven't been paying too much attention because other things have proven to be more important to your time.

Like tracking down and killing SANTA CLAUS. Not that you even managed to kill him, but you sure as hell are going to try.

action forevercapslock January 16 2011, 23:00:36 UTC

You have no idea who SANTA CLAUS is. You're not sure you give a shit.

You're going to find a closet now, because this is way too much blood and you don't want anyone who might potentially care to see it. If Slick follows you, you'll ask him how long it's been for him since he last saw you.

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