FUCK, EGBERT, YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING DISGRACE TO ME AND ALL THINGS RAGE. DON'T JUST USE THE MIDDLE LINE OF KEYS IF YOU'RE GOING TO KEYBOARD SMASH. AND NO. YOU CAN'T COME TO MY KEYSMASH PARTY. YOU'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING ANGRY ENOUGH. AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A KEYSMASH PARTY 'CAUSE A KEYSMASH PARTY ENDS WITH ME BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF YOU AND YOU CRYING LIKE A GRUB IN A CORNER.
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AND NO. YOU CAN'T COME TO MY KEYSMASH PARTY. YOU'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING ANGRY ENOUGH.
AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A KEYSMASH PARTY 'CAUSE A KEYSMASH PARTY ENDS WITH ME BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF YOU AND YOU CRYING LIKE A GRUB IN A CORNER.
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you and dave should hang out more
you could be the cool guy
i believe in you
keysmashin' and beatboxin'
to the max
etc.
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and let it smash the keyboard
it will be the truest rage you have ever had
pure, visceral hatevomit
and then you can rap about it
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SERIOUSLY.
I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE IN MY MOUTH.
I CAN TASTE IT.
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so other than my bad keysmashing what is it that is eating you this time?
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that was kind of weird
but at least it's over now, right?
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uh
do things here usually repeat themselves, though?
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BUT THIS KIND OF BULLSHIT HAPPENS EVERY FEW WEEKS AND PEOPLE GO CRAZY AND ACT LIKE FUCKING IDIOTS.
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well that's kind of weird but uh
random high school wasn't so bad compared to like
...most of the things that were a possibility in sburb
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or
at least in my ability to blow things around
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I MEAN, IT MADE VRISKA TEN TIMES MORE CRAZY AND ANNOYING.
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