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[forevercapslock]

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dear paradox space

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[urnewkingbitch]

that was such a motivating speech i think i might weep for that poor cinderella in your story
maybe have a moment of silence for the shift and capslock keys that were her totally misunderstood step family
and then hope that her prince charming would save her from a brutal killing by the big bad wolf
because fuck those three little pigs for being so damn smart and hopefully the prince isnt a hunter
or hes a fail one so that he wont end up like the wolf in reds story
ill also have a minute to mourn the loss of question marks

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[forevercapslock]

i am about to projectile mourn all over my keyboard.

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[urnewkingbitch]

im not the one cleaning that up
your entire keyboard might die
but it really doesnt matter unless youre creepily attached to that one
magic closets keep an infinite stock
i dont think i really want to know how you broke those keys
did you rage so bad that you managed to make them unresponsive

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[forevercapslock]

i'm fairly fucking sure it's sollux's fault for not fixing them correctly the last time they broke.
and i'm not getting a new fucking husktop just because three of my keys stopped working. file transfer isn't exactly one of my top hobbies.

[ironlass]

hahahaha!
..........
hahahahaha!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahaha
here just copy and paste this ? you big dork jeez
ha
ha
ha!

[forevercapslock]

harley, can you read? because there is nothing wrong with my ? key.

[ironlass]

you said the surprise noodle was dead!
i thought it wasnt working either

[forevercapslock]

in the story it died because its lusus did.
fuck, keep up, will you.

[hamburellakind]

oh oh let me guess here
the guy on the seahorse with the weird accent is eridan
and
the spider is vriska's lusus?
also the surprise noodle is a...you?
idk i am not as sure about that one
i feel bad for the dead shift key though
we should have a memorial
if only because it's really weird seeing you type like this!!

[forevercapslock]

a surprise noodle is a ? you fucking moron. it's right next to the shift key, didn't you get this from the story?

[hamburellakind]

oh okay
although question mark really makes more sense for ?
since
when you're surprised
you go
!!!!!
but i guess those aren't noodley

[forevercapslock]

we call those shout poles. because you use them when you're shouting.

[timisnotme]

What.

The fuck.

Are you talking about?

[forevercapslock]

i said it very fucking plainly. or has your ugly-as-sin shirt finally blinded you completely?

[timisnotme]

Well that's always a possibility.

I got the part that your shift key and capslock key met their untimely demise. I meant the other crap.

[forevercapslock]

the rest of it is extraneous information, if you understood the core of the letter.

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[jivitadana]

Did that help?

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[forevercapslock]

no. my shift keys are still broken.

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[jivitadana]

Find someone to fix it for you.

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[forevercapslock]

it's a good thing you're here because it completely hadn't occurred to me to *fix* the problem i'm having.
no. i had just intended to sit here pointlessly complaining for the rest of my sweeps.