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[forevercapslock]

[Text]

dear paradox space

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[hamburellakind]

oh oh let me guess here
the guy on the seahorse with the weird accent is eridan
and
the spider is vriska's lusus?
also the surprise noodle is a...you?
idk i am not as sure about that one
i feel bad for the dead shift key though
we should have a memorial
if only because it's really weird seeing you type like this!!

[forevercapslock]

a surprise noodle is a ? you fucking moron. it's right next to the shift key, didn't you get this from the story?

[hamburellakind]

oh okay
although question mark really makes more sense for ?
since
when you're surprised
you go
!!!!!
but i guess those aren't noodley

[forevercapslock]

we call those shout poles. because you use them when you're shouting.

[hamburellakind]

well to be fair
you usually use caps
hehehe

[forevercapslock]

thank you for reminding me.

[hamburellakind]

you know
i can still understand you this way though
it's not like you are speaking spanish or something!
maybe you can get used to it!
hola!

[forevercapslock]

john. the day i get used to typing like this will be the day you start typing in some other annoying as fuck color.

[hamburellakind]

but blue is my thing ffff
that's not changing
you however
can calm down and type with some little letters
liiiiiittle letters
itsy bitsy teeny weeny polka dotted letters

[forevercapslock]

capital letters are my thing.
that's not changing.
fuckass.

[hamburellakind]

DON'T CALL ME A FUCKASS
FUCKASS
hehehe

[forevercapslock]

do not mock my inability to use capital letters, egbert.

[hamburellakind]

but it's so tempting
hehehe

[And now KARKAT is the embarrassed one!!!!]

[forevercapslock]

you know what else is tempting? culling your stupid glasses right off your face.

[hamburellakind]

i can get more from the closet
so i am not afraid
and neither are my glasses
come at me bro
my body is ready

[forevercapslock]

was that a solicitation?