-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

[forevercapslock]

[Text]

dear paradox space

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[hamburellakind]

oh oh let me guess here
the guy on the seahorse with the weird accent is eridan
and
the spider is vriska's lusus?
also the surprise noodle is a...you?
idk i am not as sure about that one
i feel bad for the dead shift key though
we should have a memorial
if only because it's really weird seeing you type like this!!

[hamburellakind]

i
am
not
a
homo
sexual
person
kar
kat
gosh!!!!!

[forevercapslock]

watch me *still* mot know what the fuck that is, john.

[hamburellakind]

i would explain it to you
but then you might hang up on me like you always do
the point is i like ladies now and i would not be solicitating you!
uh wait
*soliciting you
not seriously anyway

[forevercapslock]

so what
you would fake solicit me?
that does not exactly help your straight cred or whatever the fuck.

[hamburellakind]

well
i do it with dave sometimes
and he gets it
he knows it is fake
and it is funny
because we are both so heterosexual

[...Okay John's never really asked Dave, but it's probably safe to assume, right?]

[forevercapslock]

and you're assuming that i, who doesn't get how heterosexuality and homosexuality are things that exist at all, would not think that was weird?
you're a fucking dumbass, egbert.

[hamburellakind]

you mean you always flirt on purpose?
like it's never just a joke?
for fun?
...
...
i guess i'll always be able to tell who trolls like, then!
man, trollmance sure isn't complicated!

[forevercapslock]

no, that's not what i meant, damn it. i meant you're so insistent that you don't like other guys, so
you know what
forget it
fuck

[hamburellakind]

i thought my last post probably
would've made it clear that i like girls
haha

[No no abort why is he saying that this is embarrassing adn not because of Karkat's broken keyboard oh nooooo.]

[forevercapslock]

it made it clear that human biology is retarded and that's about it.

[hamburellakind]

that is true karkat
it is very dumb
and it is very hard to make it listen to me
i mean difficult
yeah
karkat i don't know if i'm ready to grow up
maybe
maybe i am clinging to my youth like you cling to the capitalization
we might not know when we're soliciting each other
or whether it is serious or not
or why girls are so pretty
but we do know that you are angry all the fucking time
and maybe with that truth settled
we can both sleep at night

[forevercapslock]

what

[hamburellakind]

karkat we need to get your caps lock back
this
instant
i'll come help
bee are bee

[forevercapslock]

i have little to no idea what you're going on about, john.

[hamburellakind]

[John bursts into Karkat's room and goes to the closet. And pulls out a shift key. And then shoves it in Karkat's face.]

Make everything go back to normal, Karkat!!!!!