-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

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dear paradox space

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[hamburellakind]

oh oh let me guess here
the guy on the seahorse with the weird accent is eridan
and
the spider is vriska's lusus?
also the surprise noodle is a...you?
idk i am not as sure about that one
i feel bad for the dead shift key though
we should have a memorial
if only because it's really weird seeing you type like this!!

[forevercapslock]

What the fuck is wrong with you?! Get your stupid peachy hands out of my face!

[hamburellakind]

PUT IT IN YOUR KEYBOARD KARKAT. PUT IT IN PUT IT IN PUT IT IN.

[forevercapslock]

[PAP] Get ahold of yourself!

[hamburellakind]

FIX THE KEYBOARD, FIX THE WORLD.

[DDDDDDD:]

[forevercapslock]

[He is going to keep PAPing John upside the head until he stops squawking. Every time John opens his mouth? PAP.]

[hamburellakind]

KA-- I JUST-- COME ON-- THE KEY-- SHIF--
AAAAUGH!!!

[Eventually he tires himself out and settles down, staring off into space.]

Sorry, Karkat.

[forevercapslock]

What the fuck is wrong with you right now?

[hamburellakind]

Puberty. Confusion. I just want things to go back to normal and not changing.

[forevercapslock]

So you came to my respiteblock to scream at me about my shift key?

[hamburellakind]

I came to fix it.

[:c]

[forevercapslock]

But instead you flailed around like a newly hatched grub and screamed at me.

[hamburellakind]

I am full of hormones. I can't help it.

[And suddenly John realizes that his gay panic was sort of caused by Karkat and he blushes a ton because lol he's the guy he said he wasn't gay to! Whoops.]

[forevercapslock]

[Karkat is pretty sure this is all just due to the fact that John is a complete IDIOT. So he just stands there making this face.]

[hamburellakind]

Karkat?

[forevercapslock]

What is it, John?