[vvideo ♒ 01 ] havve you seen my sea princess

[forevveraglub]

[The feed clicks on and what is seen is a rather upset looking gray person with candy corn horns in the shape of lightning bolts.]

[He takes a second, staring into the camera to be sure it was working before he starts.]Low bloods! I hawe an issue that is a dire importance! This isn't no skyhorse shit or anythin' like that, I'm lookin' for someone

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[daienkai]

[More art? Did he miss a memo or something?]

Highblood? [That part really doesn't sound good and while there's a lot he didn't really get, that gets his attention.]

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[forevveraglub]

Yes, highblood. Are you missin' a think pan or somethin'? Are you humans so mentally deficient you do not understand the conjunction a the word high and blood? Is this not a thing for you?

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[daienkai]

[Yeesh, chill out bro.]

Highblood means different things to different people and if you're looking for someone, saying what it actually means might help.

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[forevveraglub]

[Moody hipsters man, it's like they have emotional issues or something.]

If you honestly hawe a different meanin' for highblood than what it actually is that is pretty fuckin' stupid. But, alright, I'm fuckin' royalty, a cod damn seatroll, about as high as you get on the hemospectrum without gettin' into Fef's lewel. I'm about as royal as they fuckin' come and bein' such you best assist me in what I'm askin'! Now, hawe you seen her or not?

[So many glares in your direction bro.]

[outofthinheir]

Hahaha! She seems like she's a pretty excited troll.

[forevveraglub]

She's always excited you skyhorse's ass! Now hawe you seen--wait.

[Have some staring.]

Aren't you one a those earth human kids we're trollin'?

[outofthinheir]

..."Skyhorse"?? That sounds way cool, oh man.

Uh, yeah! So wait, you actually remember that? Karkat doesn't.

[forevveraglub]

He was way cool.

A course I do. Karkat is apparently from the past or somethin' stupid.

[smokesinspace]

Who the hell you callin' a "low blood"? And I couldn't tell you where your little girlfriend was even if I could make out that chicken scratch you call a drawing.

[forevveraglub]

You, you dirtlickin' human!

S-Shut up! I drew it quickly okay? That's how important this is, so just fuckin' keep an eye out for her or somethin'!

[smokesinspace]

[deadpan.]

Or you could just look through the goddamn contact list and do the work yourself.

[ooc: holy smokes this is late, sorry! /never got the notiff aaaah]

[forevveraglub]

I--

What? I can do that? [Earth human technology how does it work?]

[ooc: Totally okay! Notiffs can be a butt sometimes!]

At any time you feel uncomfortable with Wrath, please let me know OOCly! Thanks! ^^

[candidate_no_12]

(My, is this one of the blue-blooded trolls that Maryam was talking about? He gathers as much from the unjustified, rather flighty superiority that the gray one in what looks like high-cost robes wields. What an insolent wretch. If Wrath had turned on his Dreamberry to find one he could possibly befriend and learn from, it has certainly backfired.)

(Patch is currently off .)

Blood does not count for anything unless you have power. With that pitiful scrawl, which even with my Ultimate Eye I cannot make out, I fail to see how you are in a position to demand anything.

Oh no worries I'll never feel uncomfortable with Wrath <3

[forevveraglub]

[Eridan is just staring at that eye.]

[Man what is up with that thing, its so weird and--oh he's being talked at.]

...Blood counts for ewerythin'! It's your nobility, your status, your fuckin' worth in the world. Without it to tell you your fuckin' place where would we be? Fuckin' lost little grubs wonderin' about the fuckin' world alright? And beliewe me, I hawe power, more power than anyone before could ewer imagine!

So shut up about my fuckin' drawin', you people are such fuckin' critics! The quality isn't the cod damn point alright!

Yay! ^__^ Phew! ^^;

[candidate_no_12]

(And he stares back--interestingly, he does not waste time in analyzing any of the troll's physical weaknesses. No, this is no enemy for him. Killing him would be--and this is a rarity for him to think this so ---beneath him. The novelty of meeting one he feels to be beneath getting killed by him urges him onward.)

(In a different vein, Wrath recognizes their commonalities. He is immediately magnetized by the blue-blooded troll's crudeness, it being familiar. However, the troll is not adept at artifice as he is. No filters on the high-blood troll.)

You have power, do you? Did you attain that power through toil? Or merely by birth?

I am not one for aesthetics myself. But I cannot tell who the troll-girl you have drawn is, because you rendered it so poorly.

[forevveraglub]

[Eridan is basically grinding his fangs at this man, something about it him just rubs him the wrong way. Who was this man to question how he came into possession of his power? He was a nobody while Eridan was definitely a somebody--he had no right to inquire this information.]

For your information, I was born with power obwiously, but now I hawe a science wand and the power I hawe with it is dramatically more grand than any power anyone could ewer ewen FATHOM hawin'!

[Slaughtering angels apparently is how hipster fishsticks learn to use holy power.]

WELL, I'm not the best at drawin' and I did it quickly and I was pretty upset, so it's not the best! But basically, she's a troll like me, she wears goggles and a tiara, she's got long black wawy hair and she's SO EXCITED ABOUT EVERYTHING[That right there? That was definitely Eridan trying to do a mock impression of Feferi's high pitched adorable voice, but making it sound pretty horrible and totally unflattering.] So if you see her, let me know will ya?

[forevveraglub]

I'm the prince a the trolls, if that's what you're askin'.

[forevveraglub]

A whole fuckin' planet. Alternia is the name a it. And I'm part a the nobility that's in charge.