[vvideo ♒ 04 ] a public servvice announcement

[forevveraglub]

[Hey, sup sup Somarium, I'm sure with the flooding and the ruins and all of you working so hard to fix everything that was damaged, the last thing you need is the face of a troll kid clogging your Dreamberries. One that has a particularly proud smile, showing off his very shark like teeth.]Ingrates a Somarium, I feel I need to make an announcement

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[allies]

What the fuck did I just say?!

[forevveraglub]

Hmmmmmmmmm? [Hear that smug tone?]

[allies]

[ hear that incredibly pained sound? that, eridan, is the sound of a brain aneurism. ]

[forevveraglub]

Did you honestly expect me to keep my mouth shut? Come ON, Kar, I thought you knew me.

[purpleprosed]

I'm devastated by this unexpected turn of events.

[forevveraglub]

sorry fakemage but you cant havve him

[purpleprosed]

Whatever will I do now?

[forevveraglub]

id suggest wweepin
but that wwouldnt do you any good
so maybe suck it up and deal ww it

[redcladidealist]

[Eridan's not even speaking to him specifically this time, but he's still just as infuriating as before.]

I don't even get half of what you said, but if you think you can own someone, you're wrong. People belong only to themselves!

[forevveraglub]

[OH GOD THIS GUY!]

If you don't understand what's bein' said, then don't come in here blatherin' nonsense, because you just made yourself look fuckin' STUPID. Kar is mine, whether you like it or not, so deal with it you idealistic pansy.

[redcladidealist]

[THE FEELING IS SO MUTUAL.]

[Lloyd all but growls.] I understood enough. You can't own people. People are free the moment they're born! Even if they're slaves, their souls are still theirs! It's still their decision how they think and feel!

[forevveraglub]

[MAN GO LIKE BOTHER KANAYA, ERIDAN IS WAY TOO ABOVE YOU FOR THIS, JEEZ.]

[Eridan snorts!] Hawe you ewer been in a relationship before? Let alone, one a caliginous intent? If not, sawe yourself the embarrassment and shut up now.

[forevveraglub]

you put one a your fuckin dirty ass mutant fingers on him i wwill fucking GUT you like a goddamn TROUT
this wwasnt some joke wwarnin im doin you and evveryone a fuckin favvor
a magnanimous deed so you dont accidentally get yourself culled
because i wwont think twwice about puttin your fuckin carcass in a goddamn corpsebox

[forevveraglub]

DONT YOU FUCKIN DARE YOU HORRENDOUS SCUMSUCKER
he is MINE i swwear to FUCK i wwill skin you ALIVVE

[stickinmypants]

What the fuck did you just say?

That didn't make any sense whatsoever, you crazy troll. Just FYI. [Scowls]

[forevveraglub]

It makes all the sense, if you hawe a workin' think pan, that is.

[stickinmypants]

You mean if I was stupid and had horns growing out of my brain?

[forevveraglub]

No, I mean, if you weren't some hornless, spongeless, pink star monkey.