1. Molly Weasley is one of those people that you never forget once you meet her. Whether this is a good thing or a bad thing I haven’t quite decided. I guess it depends on why you remember her ( Read more... )

If you could get anyone drunk, who would it be and what would you do?That’s a tough choice. I think Ron could use it, he needs to loosen up a little. Same with Percy, except not really for the same reason. Percy’s just got a great big stick up his bum ( Read more... )

"Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us without words?" Marcel Marceau.Well they do if you try our new product! “Weasley’s Mime-Making Mute Machine,” give it a try and you’ll find your vocal cords just don’t feel like working anymore! Slip it to one of your friends and amuse yourself for hours as they try to convey their indignation. ( Read more... )

A friend asks you to recommend a book: which book would you choose and why?The instruction manuals that come with our products! Great adolescent witches and wizards of the world (and I say world because we just started collecting orders out of Europe! That’s right, Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes is extending out into America, and parts of Asia right now ( Read more... )

Name three things that you're looking forward to in the near future and why.1. Seeing Ginny’s Quidditch match. That girl clearly takes after her brothers in Quidditch skills, even though none of us have been Chasers yet. Hey, between all of us, we’ve practically got our own team! Charlie can be Seeker, Fred and I are beaters, Ron’s Keeper and Ginny ( Read more... )

Yes dear friends, in case you've forgotten (even though I'm sure you didn't, I mean how could you?), today is mine and my brother's birthdays. Normally I'd complain about having to share, but I've been doing this for awhile now, this birthday sharing thing. So it doesn't bother me anymore ( Read more... )

I swear I didn’t put those nifflers in your trousers ( Read more... )

Well, there was that one time when Fred’s bed exploded, and we drew straws and he got to sleep in my bed while I slept on the couch. I still don’t know how that happened. You’d think that if it were Fred’s bed that exploded, then he would be the one to sleep on the couch. Tricky git ( Read more... )

I _____ George ( Read more... )

If you could buy a magic potion, what would it be?

I find this question silly. I can buy a magic potion. Really, any magic potion, so long as I can afford it. Which I usually can. If not, I give the seller a deal on one of our products, and we’re usually able to work something out ( Read more... )