{VOICEMAIL; Please Leave A Message}

[forgerydarling]

This is the Dog & Bone of one Mr. Eames.

I'm quite clearly unavailable at the present time, for reasons either fair or foul, but most likely a bit of both.
Please do leave your name slash pseudonym and your message after the beep, and i'll endeavour to get back to you at the earliest convenient opportunity.

Cheers.

Comments

Text from "THE MOST AWESOMEST CORY M."

[corym_forger]

Hello darling! Managed to fix your phone yet? No matter, here is the pic of a lovely gentleman I am currently about to spend the day with. Lots of love and kisses where ever the fuck you are. Have fun with the pic, he's just your type.
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Re: Text back from "YOUR LORD AND MASTER, EAMESY"

[forgerydarling]

Sweetheart. Have set your ringtone as 'Bad Romance', hope you approve.

Re: the gent, CALL ME IMMEDIATELY WHEN YOU GET THIS. Tell him "Eames says 'hello'".

Text back from "The Most Awesomest Cory M"

[corym_forger]

I would, but it's rude to call during dinner. You interested? I got his contact info, don't you worry. :)

PS: Love the ringtone. lady gaga = awesome

Text back from "YOUR LORD AND MASTER, EAMESY"

[forgerydarling]

Silly girl. He's a former Mark! He wants in the Business.

TEXT

[fischer_king]

The world is fucking weird, Eames.

Re: TEXT

[forgerydarling]

Wining and dining redheads in London without me, Robert?
Will be sure to pass on your kind regards to our mutual friend in Japan.

Re: TEXT

[fischer_king]

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She's exquisite. I hope you've bedded her. I had the opportunity.

Re: TEXT

[forgerydarling]

Haven't, actually. Unlike SOME of us, she seems to have actual professional principles.
Odd, isn't it.

[corym_forger]

"Eamesy, our dear friend Delilah would like me to tell you that she misses you. Also, will be inviting your fuck buddy to london to stay with me if that's alright. Don't hurt yourself with the youngin. Missing you desperately love. And those fantastic lips. Kisses"

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voicemail.

[forgerydarling]

Cheeky Girl,
Sorry I missed you earlier. Timezones. Why can't Lilah pick up the phone and tell me herself? Also, earlier promised said fuck buddy i'd stop by LA on the way back to see him, hope that doesn't somehow fuck with your meddlesome plans to set me up. I KNOW HOW YOUR MIND WORKS.
Miss you too. And all that perfectly wonderful red hair of yours.

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Re: voicemail.

[corym_forger]

"Darling, if Delilah had called then you wouldn't get to hear my lovely voice now wouldn't you? Seems she's busy with a boy, the one that stabbed you in the face as a projection, yeah? As to your hideous lies about any plans with Robert, can't a girl spend time with a friend. Sounding a little jealous I'm taking your fuck buddy away, sweetie. Besides, if someone came through on their promise to take me sightseeing properly... well, then we might have a different story. Kisses, and come back soon. I'm bored to tears without you, love."

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Re: voicemail.

[forgerydarling]

"Hardly jealous!! Afterall, if anyone swings in your direction, it's me, not him.
I did promise to take you sightseeing. We should wear knee-high socks, sandals, khaki shorts, and baseball caps. And those horrid bags around the waist. We'll do it when I get back, which will be after i've spent a few days in LA with Mr. Fischer. Promises promises, afterall.

Concerned to hear about the Lilah Situation. You'll have to pump her for information then tell me all about it since it was my phone you stole to 'meet' her.

You're such a little thief. It's sexy as hell."

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Text Message from Lilah Dear

[delilah_taft]

hey (: uhhh. can i ask you a huge favor? can you delete those pics of me?

also, tell me you'll be in london soon!

Re: Text Message from Lilah Dear

[forgerydarling]

I definitely can. This has something to do with that boy of yours, doesn't it...

Will be back in London soon. Almost done in Japan, then stopping over in LA for a few days to see an acquaintance/friend/person.
Are you coming over? At bloody last.

Re: Text Message from Lilah Dear

[delilah_taft]

i sure am! i hooked up with your new pet forger cory (not literally, don't get excited) and we're gonna go out and i hear there may even jobs floating around there? i have some details but we'll see.

and yes, mr. eames, it does have something to do with that man of mine. his name is karl. please try to be nice. he's very...protective, of me. but i still want yall to meet him, because he really is lovely. i am very much in love.

Re: Text Message from Lilah Dear

[forgerydarling]

Have not much to say about this Karl fellow. My first impression wasn't favourable! If I do my research and find out he's bad news, that impression is not likely to change.
I'm glad you're happy, but.... be careful. And don't let him treat you like shit. Like last time.

I'm very protective too of me and mine. There's enough danger in this Business as it is without working with dangerous people.

Is he planning on stabbing my real face this time?

Sorry to sound judgemental, dearest. I'm just worried about you.

[delilah_taft]

"Eames! Eames, great news. I have a job I think you might be interested in. Pay should be good. I'm flying into London tomorrow and I should be there in the late evening. Please call me back!

And...

sigh

Yes, Karl's coming. Please be nice to him. I don't know if he's going into the field or not, but he's very professional, and all he expects from you is the same. I'm sorry if I upset you the other day, but you upset me. Anyway...please be interested? For me? Thanks, darlin'."

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[forgerydarling]

"Lilah Dear. Sorry I missed your call earlier, was rather... indisposed.
Still in LA, but i'll be flying back in a day or two, and i'd be interested to hear about this potential job, and very interested to see you.

I'll keep my hands to myself. I promise.

Do you have an Architect in mind? I may know someone."

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[delilah_taft]

"Eames, no, I don't have an architect in mind, but I trust your judgement. I just need this job to work, yeah? Anyway...okay, well, when you get back into London, I think I'll try to put something together where we can all hear it at once. It'll be a good time for me to research. We don't have an extractor, but I figure if we all worked together...you know. That old chestnut.

Talk to you later, hon."

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[forgerydarling]

"I'll bring someone along then for building purposes.

If there's a few of us, an Extractor probably isn't required. Depends on the size and scale of the job. But we'll meet and discuss when i'm back, anyhow...

Keep yourself well, and safe flight to London Town. We'll talk soon."

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