{VOICEMAIL; Please Leave A Message}

[forgerydarling]

This is the Dog & Bone of one Mr. Eames.

I'm quite clearly unavailable at the present time, for reasons either fair or foul, but most likely a bit of both.
Please do leave your name slash pseudonym and your message after the beep, and i'll endeavour to get back to you at the earliest convenient opportunity.

Cheers.

Comments

TEXT

[fischer_king]

Hey. You. Cory and I are in bed together. Miss you. Sleep well, if you're not out causing trouble.

Re: TEXT

[forgerydarling]

Hope she's not got you on the turn, Robbie!

Sorry. I did promise not to call you that, didn't I. Give her a big messy kiss for me.

Re: TEXT

[fischer_king]

Just don't call me that when you're fucking me, please, I'll be slightly traumatised. Besides, I do like how "Robert" sounds when you're just about to come. xx

Re: TEXT

[forgerydarling]

And on that note, how's your neck, slut?

Purple and blue, I very much hope. I've always said you're too pale, Robert. A little colour suits you.

Text from 'The Most Awesomest Cory M"

[corym_forger]

Hello love, wanna go freak out some realtors with Robbie and me tomorrow? We're gonna look for a bigger place, thanks for getting me a full time roommate. Kisses

Re: Text from "London's Biggest Dick"

[forgerydarling]

Forgers Unite, sweetheart. If you ever need a new couch, a new fridge, a new car, I can no doubt arrange or otherwise convince someone to give you those, too.

I'll meet you at your apartment at 11am.
No need to give me the address.

Re: Text from "London's Biggest Dick"

[corym_forger]

AWESOME. just fyi, we are going to be doing weird 3-way relationship, just to fuck with people, robbie has a wicked sense of humor. what should i go for, sexy secretary or sex-kitten student?

Re: Text from "London's Biggest Dick"

[forgerydarling]

The Latter. I fancy wearing your favourite tweed, so i'll be your sordid dirty old man Professor.

Robert will make me a very fine TA.

(Text) (September 22)

[fischer_king]

Hey, it's been a while, old man, not that I miss you or anything. How are you?

Re: (Text) (September 22)

[forgerydarling]

Hey, i'm well.
Sorry not been in touch. Thought you and Cory were busy painting your new apartment? Will completely understand if you miss me, it's only natural.

Re: (Text) (September 22)

[fischer_king]

Yeah, lots of crazy decorating here. I'm not really good with that whole... colour-coordination thing, unless it's a suit. I'm relying on Cory.

You should come by and see it or something. You'll like my room better, much "cosier". Cosy bed too.

What have you been up to? In UK still?

Re: (Text) (September 22)

[forgerydarling]

Just been busy. Thought i'd better not distract you from the move.
Told Arthur you didn't want to kill us all for The Job.

Not in UK right now. Across the Channel en Francais. Promise i'll see you when I get back.

Re: Voicemail Rant

[forgerydarling]

Such a bloody moody sod, Darling. What are you even talking about? I've not given anyone your number. You know I wouldn't do that.

Call me and explain yourself right away.

Re: Actually Called Eames Properly This Time

[forgerydarling]

I didn't give it out, you're wounding me with your accusations, Arthur.
I wouldn't bloody well give your number out to anyone. I wouldn't betray that trust.

Text. Sept 25.

[fischer_king]

i do not fucking get you, eames. and it really pisses me off.

Re: Text. Sept 25.

[forgerydarling]

What the fuck, Robert?

What did I do to you to deserve a cryptic moody bitch text?

Re: Text. Sept 25.

[fischer_king]

if you didn't 'appreciate' my company, i don't know why you sought it so much. what i'm hearing on the rumour mill. are you in UK??? i'm not.

Re: Text. Sept 25.

[forgerydarling]

What the hell? Have you been drinking?
Yeah i'm in London. Where are you? And what are you talking about?!