as a great, strappin' woman, I get treated like an alien being by that sort of individual a lot of the time. I use this to my distinct advantage; being pushed and shoved in front of, I have (I'm embarassed to admit) used my greater weight and presence to shuffle 'em along or off in front of me(almost stepping on heels, putting my hand right where they're going to put theres, but second earlier so they initiate inwanted touching, and gently hipchecking them with the motion of the streetcar.) -usually with a blank look and a big smile. Other times with no smile and a statue stare.
yeah, I'm a bitch sometimes. At least it says so on the purse.
Hipcheck with the motion of the car-why, that's ... beautiful. And the stoic gaze after: perfect. and scary. Perfect and scary. Lady, I admire your style.
seriously, tho'-it was a defence mechanism worked out for 6 or so years of having to go downtown to Queen and Spadina through the Spadina hell-station.
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as a great, strappin' woman, I get treated like an alien being by that sort of individual a lot of the time. I use this to my distinct advantage; being pushed and shoved in front of, I have (I'm embarassed to admit) used my greater weight and presence to shuffle 'em along or off in front of me(almost stepping on heels, putting my hand right where they're going to put theres, but second earlier so they initiate inwanted touching, and gently hipchecking them with the motion of the streetcar.) -usually with a blank look and a big smile. Other times with no smile and a statue stare.
yeah, I'm a bitch sometimes. At least it says so on the purse.
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seriously, tho'-it was a defence mechanism worked out for 6 or so years of having to go downtown to Queen and Spadina through the Spadina hell-station.
It was that or get angry at the eternal rudeness.
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PS - you still have your wallet, right?
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;p
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