forgottensporks
May 26, 2006 22:31
you know what's not fair?!?
that fact that it only takes like 8 seconds for your jeans to get completely soaked... but like 8 hours to dry!..
forgottensporks
May 23, 2006 21:17
there's a weird little bug crawling about my keyboard... oh no, he's heading towards my fingers... oh, nope, heading up towards the escape key now... and now he's in the keyboard... hope i don't squish him while typing...
forgottensporks
May 17, 2006 00:04
i went outside in the rain in pink pajama pants to untangle the dog...
the neighbors must think i'm odd...
forgottensporks
Jan 14, 2006 10:22
my dog was just running around aroooing with the number to his vet in his mouth... i wonder if this means something?!?
forgottensporks
Jan 13, 2006 00:24
is there really any better time to clean your tub than 12:25 AM?!? i didn't think so... i probably shoulda wore gloves though, 'cause now my skin kinda burns, damn scrubbing bubbles...
forgottensporks
Nov 29, 2005 12:58
i got out of the shower over an hour ago and still have a towel on my head, why?!?