After a perusal of various video comment boards, I'm glad to find I'm not the only one who has to give props to Dubya for his mad shoe-dodging skills. Pretty sick. He deflected that second one using the dark side of the Force.
Yet again I come up with something, it's already out there. I thought up Nicotrim - a patch that helps you quit smoking AND lose weight. I don't know what it is in real life, but there's already some drug by that name.
From the moment I first saw a pic of Sarah Palin, I KNEW and called it that Tina Fey would be immitating her on the first new SNL episode. It was the first thing that came to my mind. It was inevitable. And it was awesome.