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slippin' into the lava

deecaffeinated wrote in forks_it Sep 17, 2008 21:33

Burnin’ Up for Edward Cullen
Macro Genius Hits Internet Presses

Oh boy! If there’s anything I love, it’s the collision of two wanky fandoms to create pure, internet beauty. And could there be a more harmonious collaboration than that of fans of Twilight and the Jonas Brothers?

( SEEKRITS )

You interupted Rob? DEATH TO YOU.

mika_cullen wrote in forks_it Sep 10, 2008 18:34

Uh uh uh. Fangirls will not stand for this! At the VMA'S, Russel Brand found it fitting to interrupt Robert Pattinson's announcement of Paramore's performance. What do the fans think about this?
They're engraged (to say the least).
Typical reactions vary to "Geez! I just wanted to smack Russel Brand around!" and of course the "who here wants to kill ( Read more... )

!michelle, robert pattinson

A petition? I love petitions! Signatures all around!

suzyx wrote in forks_it Sep 04, 2008 21:43

In a somewhat recent and obvious development that everyone knows about, Twilight fans have taken it upon themselves to start several petitions begging Stephenie Meyer to write Midnight Sun.

An excerpt of a random petition circling the interwebs:

"We the undersigned call upon Stephenie Meyer to hereby finish writing Midnight Sun. We urge Meyer to ( Read more... )

!suzy, stephenie meyer

oops, it happened again

_transformed wrote in forks_it Aug 30, 2008 02:05

HEY HEY YOU YOU
she doesn't think you're worth it

We here at forks_it have, over the course of our existence, mentioned the various ways the Twilight Fandom has broken the law. Basically, this fandom rules at illegally downloading music and reading chapters of something that does not belong to us ( Read more... )

stephenie meyer, !kristen

oh yeah. we go there.

petitebelette wrote in forks_it Aug 25, 2008 20:44

OH TAYCOB!
Taycob buffs up; fangirls and pervies swoon.
MMM ABS.

Watch out, RPattz. Taycob is right behind you, and not in that prison-drop-the-soap way.

The actor portraying Jacob Black in the Twilight movie(s?), sixteen-year-old Taylor Lautner, pledged months ago in an interview at Comic Con that he was "bulking up" for the possible sequel New ( Read more... )

comic con, !crystal, ily_taycob

ooo, a cat fight.

forksgirl wrote in forks_it Aug 09, 2008 10:26

Hey Twilighters. Forks Girl here. This just in: looks like it's going to be World War III. Hope you brought the sparkle text, little blood-suckers.

It's been abuzz around these parts lately and even I am impressed for once. Shall we ( Read more... )

!forksgirl

sorry, fans don't belong anywhere anymore. too bad, so sad

_transformed wrote in forks_it Aug 09, 2008 03:23

After the drama that has exploded today like a freakin bazooka, the mods over at lion_lamb have decided they need to calm things down. So, they sent us the new rules they are considering applying for the community, effective whenever they damn want it to be effective. READ IT AND DO NOT WEEP.

LION AND THE LAMB MANIFESTOOOO01. Twilight is a trilogy ( Read more... )

!kristen, lion_lamb

lolol yeah.

petitebelette wrote in forks_it Aug 08, 2008 20:40

LITERARY DICTATORSHIP!
Freedom of speech is snatched.
By who? Who else?

How close to sucking SMeyer's dick can you get without actually sucking her dick?

Answer: this manifesto.

Earlier today, the Twilight Lexicon discussion board posted their own manifesto in wake of Breaking Dawn, the fourth and final installment of the Twilight series. ( Read more... )

!crystal, twilight lexicon, sortofbeautiful

TWIMOM: The Novel

deecaffeinated wrote in forks_it Aug 04, 2008 15:42

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for science!, !daniela

Edward VS. Jacob, The Saga Continues

forksgirl wrote in forks_it Jul 13, 2008 20:23

Forks Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lack of lives of Twilight's not so elite.

Spotted: the uber mature, logical, sane, and passionate members at
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!forksgirl, sortofbeautiful, lion_lamb