ARGH!

The currents of space swept across the face of Captain John Awesome McWinhard as he drove his battle cruiser hard in pursuit of the innocent galaxy class trireme. He could see the Andlorvian's aboard his prey scurrying about, rushing to muster what meager defenses they could manage. And he laughed, ARGH!

He laughed for battle! Argh!
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i made a musical slideshow!

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i spent two whole hours recording and writing it.

here is a download link -

http://www.sendspace.com/file/ki5r3x

here are the lyrics:

argh! i'm a pirate
argh! i love the sea!
argh! i have a ship
argh! i love freedom!

argh! i love plunder
and argh! i hate ninjas!
and argh! all i need is a tall ship and star to sail her by! argh!

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swimming

:(
i am standing at teh edge of teh ocean.
i am look out at teh waves.
and i am taking big deep breaths.
and suddenly, i am run into the water!
i am swimming.
i am laugh.
and after a while, when i am out of breath and i think i cannot take anymore.
i am float all alone.
 :(

snowboarding

:)
i rode up a mountain in a chair.
i looked at snow.
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my boss took a picture of me simulating oral sex with her pet donkey a few months ago. -_-

unfortunately, she's not sharing it.

i think she's planning on using it to blackmail me, who would give a a job to someone whose ex-boss could provide photographic evidence that he fucked donkeys in the mouth.

in broad daylight.

on the clock.

just imagine, the people you meet on the internet are responsible for the safety of your nation. ^_^


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http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

non-sequiter is the sincerest form of fecundity.

i drew a new self portrait this morning ^_^


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it's like the milky way took a big crap on our planet.

hmmm, see, i'm torn. i could elaborate but it'd just be boring.