"Cartman either ends up extremely successful or a bum living on Liane’s couch."Can we stop for a minute and talk about the possibilities in Cartman's future? because i share the same headcanon
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Kyle is addicted to buying these hats but he doesn't realize they look like dicks. Everyone keeps the secret and Stan is too embarrassed to tell him the truth. Butters is the most heterosexual man in pink shorts in the whole town, and when nobody expects it he marries an old woman. Cartman is so amazed by the boring sexual life of his friend he decides to write a new book: Leopold and Sexuality.
-Great things can be done with Clyde's colon, based on the blessings of canon, but I'm not creative enough to do anything non-depressing with them
Okay I am just going to apologize in advance because this is really ridiculous, but I have this huge personal squick when it comes to mpreg -- just because, I assume this baby is growing somewhere within the dude's ass? like, in their colon somewhere?? and so at some point this baby is going to get to the point where it's totally obstructing their bowels, and then they will rupture, and then father and baby will die of peritonitis AND IT'S JUST A WEIRD HIGHLY IMPLAUSIBLE MESS -- but so if Clyde actually has a colostomy he is actually the only character in this series I am comfortable with falling mpreg because he presumably has this length of distal colon just sitting there doing nothing, he might as well grow a baby in it, why not.
Aaaand that is the abstract for my upcoming dissertation on mpreg, please look for the final publication in fine research journals everywhere this spring.
"but so if Clyde actually has a colostomy he is actually the only character in this series I am comfortable with falling mpreg because he presumably has this length of distal colon just sitting there doing nothing, he might as well grow a baby in it, why not." i'm laughing but i also don't know how to deal with this
Oh man, oh man, these actually line up pretty well with my headcanons, too. I started copying the ones that were like, my exact beliefs, and it turned out to be most of them, so I'll spare you. But okay, let's see, I still have thoughts.
-Kyle is insecure about his hair/looks.
This, yesss. Depending on what I'm writing/fantasizing about, I take it a point where no, okay, Kyle actually is really unattractive, even ugly, but Stan is totally blind to it and still shows him off like, "Look at this hot piece of ass, this is MINE," and everyone is just watching him like, "Okay, that's great, just keep it away from me." But generally, I like him growing up and turning out really elegant and regal, I guess? Just lovely. But he's still scarred from The List.
-Wendy is intelligent and capable but also hotheaded and prone to dumping people the moment they start to annoy her. She would need someone relentless like Kenny or Cartman to hold her attention.I really have nothing to add to this, but I just needed to express my
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I remember you and LC posting your headcanons wayyy back in the day (like, last year, heh) and finding it to be quite a delight, so I'm glad you enjoyed this one
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I have a total boner over the idea that all of the SP kids - Stan's group, Craig's group, Wendy and Bebe... basically everyone has total issues about leaving SP vs. staying in SP. Whether or not they actually leave, whether or not they go on to be successful or just end up like their hick town parents, they always have this battle inside of them over the great big world and their quiet little mountain town. The ones that get out feel guilty and tied to the place and may actually end up returning and some point, and the ones who stay are jealous of their classmates who made it out, yet many of them stayed because they were too frightened to try and make it anywhere else
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//I have a total boner over the idea that all of the SP kids - Stan's group, Craig's group, Wendy and Bebe... basically everyone has total issues about leaving SP vs. staying in SP
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Butters is the most heterosexual man in pink shorts in the whole town, and when nobody expects it he marries an old woman. Cartman is so amazed by the boring sexual life of his friend he decides to write a new book: Leopold and Sexuality.
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Okay I am just going to apologize in advance because this is really ridiculous, but I have this huge personal squick when it comes to mpreg -- just because, I assume this baby is growing somewhere within the dude's ass? like, in their colon somewhere?? and so at some point this baby is going to get to the point where it's totally obstructing their bowels, and then they will rupture, and then father and baby will die of peritonitis AND IT'S JUST A WEIRD HIGHLY IMPLAUSIBLE MESS -- but so if Clyde actually has a colostomy he is actually the only character in this series I am comfortable with falling mpreg because he presumably has this length of distal colon just sitting there doing nothing, he might as well grow a baby in it, why not.
Aaaand that is the abstract for my upcoming dissertation on mpreg, please look for the final publication in fine research journals everywhere this spring.
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i'm laughing but i also don't know how to deal with this
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-Kyle is insecure about his hair/looks.
This, yesss. Depending on what I'm writing/fantasizing about, I take it a point where no, okay, Kyle actually is really unattractive, even ugly, but Stan is totally blind to it and still shows him off like, "Look at this hot piece of ass, this is MINE," and everyone is just watching him like, "Okay, that's great, just keep it away from me." But generally, I like him growing up and turning out really elegant and regal, I guess? Just lovely. But he's still scarred from The List.
-Wendy is intelligent and capable but also hotheaded and prone to dumping people the moment they start to annoy her. She would need someone relentless like Kenny or Cartman to hold her attention.I really have nothing to add to this, but I just needed to express my ( ... )
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I'm just slow and forgetful. But aaa, knowing that you actually liked it makes me want to continue it.
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