-Bebe would either become a trophy wife/stay at home mom or become a business woman, probably at a boutique/something to do with fashion. Maybe even go into the fashion industry doing something more lucrative like designing or working for a magazine. She's keep her girliness and definitely keep in touch with Wendy and anyone she could from SP. I think (if she had her own career especially) that she would have one of the most positive views of their hometown out of all of the kids, and she would want to remain friends with as many of her classmates as she could. She would probably not stay in SP if she did have her own career, but it would not be for trying to run away from SP, but more that education and career had taken her elsewhere. She would visit often. I can see her ending up with Clyde, or else someone who is a lot like Clyde
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//I think (if she had her own career especially) that she would have one of the most positive views of their hometown out of all of the kids, and she would want to remain friends with as many of her classmates as she could
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you're probably going to be sorry you asked for thoughts...miaoujonesDecember 28 2012, 17:56:08 UTC
I think we've talked about this before: I don't accept as fact Cartman's "news blurb" in Quest for Ratings that Clyde only has one testicle (especially since it comes right after their brainstorming session where they decide to be sensationalistic and to just make stuff up when necessary). I do wonder how much of the fandom takes it as fact, though, either because they've forgotten the source of the rumor or somehow think Cartman's telling the truth.
As for the colostomy, leaving aside whether that was a one-time procedure when he was 5 or indicates on-going problems, it doesn't actually have anything to do with whether or not Clyde would have been physically capable of taking a dump in the urinal. It was just a weird thing to say, and I chalk it up as one of the many, many things on South Park that Trey and Matt find funny, even if it doesn't make any sense. Having said that, I'm sure Clyde really did have the procedure when he was 5; the Donovans don't strike me as the type to make up something like that.
Re: you're probably going to be sorry you asked for thoughts...hey_feygeleDecember 28 2012, 23:03:41 UTC
People with colostomies are the best equipped for taking dumps in urinals! It just doesn't add up!
Colostomies are frequently reversed. Maybe the Donovans were trying to exonerate him by explaining how, yes, okay, their precious little boy did have this procedure done which would have enabled him to take the perfect urinal deuce, but no, you see, it's been reversed, so therefore it couldn't have been him! And somehow the school staff just got confused.
Re: you're probably going to be sorry you asked for thoughts...formerdinosaurJanuary 3 2013, 02:22:08 UTC
asdoifjodi I'm always glad to hear your thoughts on Clyde, just so you know. In fact, I've missed them. Cartman's statement is very suspect, for the reasons you mention. I like the idea that Clyde is kind of insecure because of some deep-seated/long-standing sense that he's missing something, and I prefer the one-testicle mythology to the idea that he's got persisting issues due to a childhood colostomy. So yeah, I guess I do prefer the idea that it didn't give Clyde many issues in the long run than the Donovans being part of the conspiracy theory. :x
Oh wow I love just about all of these, especially:
-They are very sexually compatible, but an observing third party probably wouldn’t be impressed with their bedtime activities. -Kyle is into a lot of kinky stuff that he wouldn’t get up the nerve to ask Stan for until they’re older and quite established. Stan is surprised and inexpert but he knows Kyle well enough to go with the flow and make it good for him.
I have lots and lots of thoughts about the vanilla sex that kyle has because he is too hung up (and possibly too fussy about hygiene) to work up the nerve to ask for until he is like 35.
The only one of these that makes me sad is about Cartman and Liane. I am really invested, especially since the Insecurity ep, in this idea that even bough Cartman is a little shit towards her, he is still really protective of his mom and wants to do right by her.
OH KYLE, yeah, I think he's inherited his mother's need/love for kink, including elaborate costumes and possibly rehearsed dialogue. But possibly because of his sense that this was going on - maybe he walked in a few times when he was Ike's age - he resists it!! And then gives in, and Stan fulfills his wildest dreams ;__;
You know, the romantic in me wants to believe that he'd do right by Liane, and I do think he would be devastated if he lost her. I just think it would take something drastic to make him appreciate her.
Damn these are such fantastic headcanons! I’d love to weigh in on a couple, since there’s seriously just so much here…
-Stan has anxiety about turning into his dad and is sensitive to accusations that he’s acting irrational/like Randy. Kyle can’t conceive of becoming like his mother, so when it is pointed out that he acts like her sometimes he is horrified and defensive.
Ohhhh man, yes, yes. I can see this as something that comes up a lot in domestic, married-or-what-have-you life as the ultimate nail in the coffin when they get into squabbles. I’ve always thought that these two would absolutely dread turning into their parents and try their damndest to be the opposite (probably sometimes failing in the process).
-Stan and Kyle are like surrogate parents to Kenny at some points during high school. Kenny both resents and appreciates this.
Can I just say how much I love this idea? Something that I really like about Kenny’s silence on the show is that, even if he contributes next to nothing to a conversation or situation, he’s
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// I’ve always thought that these two would absolutely dread turning into their parents and try their damndest to be the opposite (probably sometimes failing in the process
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Oh gosh...that was both very deep, and hilarious in places. That bed is perfect...except it's Kenny's bed too, and there's about 4,000 glow in the dark stars on the ceiling (and walls, furniture, doors...)
"Kenny idealizes Stan and Kyle’s relationship and considers them to be family." Of all the ones on your list, that's the one I think I agree with/also feel the most.
Haaa, I don't know how deep it is, I try - I'm glad you found it funny, anyway! I do like the idea of Kenny sharing a ridiculous bed with someone, which dates back to him inheriting Token's race car bed and bedding girls in it throughout high school - and Butters would be quite romantic about glow in the dark stars, I can see it.
Kenny's vision of Stan/Kyle is a fandom staple, and I've seen it done in ways that I loathed and ways that I can get into, but either way I appreciate the idea that he'd quietly have a lot of opinions about it. I think I prefer that to him openly suggesting they should fuck - though of course I've read that and enjoyed it, too. :B
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As for the colostomy, leaving aside whether that was a one-time procedure when he was 5 or indicates on-going problems, it doesn't actually have anything to do with whether or not Clyde would have been physically capable of taking a dump in the urinal. It was just a weird thing to say, and I chalk it up as one of the many, many things on South Park that Trey and Matt find funny, even if it doesn't make any sense. Having said that, I'm sure Clyde really did have the procedure when he was 5; the Donovans don't strike me as the type to make up something like that.
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Colostomies are frequently reversed. Maybe the Donovans were trying to exonerate him by explaining how, yes, okay, their precious little boy did have this procedure done which would have enabled him to take the perfect urinal deuce, but no, you see, it's been reversed, so therefore it couldn't have been him! And somehow the school staff just got confused.
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-They are very sexually compatible, but an observing third party probably wouldn’t be impressed with their bedtime activities.
-Kyle is into a lot of kinky stuff that he wouldn’t get up the nerve to ask Stan for until they’re older and quite established. Stan is surprised and inexpert but he knows Kyle well enough to go with the flow and make it good for him.
I have lots and lots of thoughts about the vanilla sex that kyle has because he is too hung up (and possibly too fussy about hygiene) to work up the nerve to ask for until he is like 35.
The only one of these that makes me sad is about Cartman and Liane. I am really invested, especially since the Insecurity ep, in this idea that even bough Cartman is a little shit towards her, he is still really protective of his mom and wants to do right by her.
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You know, the romantic in me wants to believe that he'd do right by Liane, and I do think he would be devastated if he lost her. I just think it would take something drastic to make him appreciate her.
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-Stan has anxiety about turning into his dad and is sensitive to accusations that he’s acting irrational/like Randy. Kyle can’t conceive of becoming like his mother, so when it is pointed out that he acts like her sometimes he is horrified and defensive.
Ohhhh man, yes, yes. I can see this as something that comes up a lot in domestic, married-or-what-have-you life as the ultimate nail in the coffin when they get into squabbles. I’ve always thought that these two would absolutely dread turning into their parents and try their damndest to be the opposite (probably sometimes failing in the process).
-Stan and Kyle are like surrogate parents to Kenny at some points during high school. Kenny both resents and appreciates this.
Can I just say how much I love this idea? Something that I really like about Kenny’s silence on the show is that, even if he contributes next to nothing to a conversation or situation, he’s ( ... )
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"Kenny idealizes Stan and Kyle’s relationship and considers them to be family." Of all the ones on your list, that's the one I think I agree with/also feel the most.
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Kenny's vision of Stan/Kyle is a fandom staple, and I've seen it done in ways that I loathed and ways that I can get into, but either way I appreciate the idea that he'd quietly have a lot of opinions about it. I think I prefer that to him openly suggesting they should fuck - though of course I've read that and enjoyed it, too. :B
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