Five Things

[formerlydf]

What do you know, apparently whining to Life in your LJ works. *pleased* Sweet.

So! Okay, not only am I going to be totally productive this weekend (Leap Day!), I also kind of want to do a Five Things post.

The Five Things Post (Zomg!!!!!11!)You know the drill: comment with a suggestion of five things (ex. 5 times Nate Novarro got some) and I'll

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[belle_bing]

I am going to one up the Five Times Nate Got Laid.

How about, the five times Nate was the only one in the Cobras to be getting any?

[scorpionvoices]

AHhahahahaha!!! That is genius!!!!!

[belle_bing]

:D WHY THANK YOU!

[formerlydf]

So, I'm seconding the genius idea thing, because this? Possibly the most amazing prompt, ever. As you can probably tell by the fact that it's so ridiculously long, wow. Also, I don't actually hate seaweed salad. I just thought I'd mention this.

Five Times Nate Was The Only One In The Cobras To Be Getting Any

1. Nate is really, really glad that he hadn't eaten that seaweed salad. His bandmates, however, don't seem to share his distaste for what is essentially slimy shit dredged up from the bottom of the ocean, which wouldn't ordinarily affect Nate - they can eat whatever they want, he doesn't care - except that in this case, the seaweed turned out to be rancid or something and they all got food poisoning. Nate's trying really hard not to be amused by this, which isn't too difficult when it's only him surrounded by vomiting friends, but gets a lot harder once the hot, on-call EMT wanders in. Seriously hot; she's got a tattoo peeking out from under her sleeve and she's exactly his height, which makes Nate fall a little in love. He's

[formerlydf]

cont.4. "Oh, god," Gabe groans when they enter the room. No one's even quite sure how they got there, but somehow, inexplicably, it involved both Pete Wentz and Ryland's parents and the five of them just got sucked into this vortex of doom and despair - which, coincidentally, happens to look an awful lot like a really stuffy cocktail party. "Full of people you don't want to talk to. It's exactly like my bar mitzvah

[belle_bing]

!!!!!!

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

[formerlydf]

ABSOLUTELY. Except you totally have to tell me what your favorite part was, because I'm kind of a feedback whore like that. *laughs*

~DF

[belle_bing]

ALL OF NUMBER TWO, OMG. VICKY-T HASN'T HAD AN ORGASM IN A MONTH! SHE'S BEEN TOO BUSY! GABE TRIES TO LIE ABOUT IT! *FLAILS* NATE! NATE HAS HAD SEX SO HE'S ALL SMUG! OH GOD, THEY'RE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION OVER GO FISH. GOD. THAT IS, THAT IS THE FUCKING ICING ON THE CAKE, I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

[formerlydf]

*beams* That was totally one of my favorites! And I mean, come on. It has to be Go Fish. I mean, it's just not the same if they're just sitting around talking about the sex they haven't had. *nods solemnly*

~DF

[belle_bing]

It just made it so awesome, omg. Like, I can picture these guys talking about how to change the world over poker, but if it's go fish, they're discussing their sex lives.

I don't even want to think about what they'd talk about if it was a game of Snap.

[scorpionvoices]

I JUST REALIZED THAT I NEVER TOLD YOU HOW AWESOME THIS IS!!!!!!

HOW REMISS OF ME.

I've had this bookmarked to be del.icio.us-ed forever and I'm only just getting around to it (bad me), and I just wanted to tell you once more how utterly awesome and hilarious you are. Because it is true and you deserve to be told. *resolve face*

So there. :D

[rawkenr0ll]

UH, OH MY GOD. OH MY GODDDDDDDDD. OH MY GOD.

"Go cobra."

ALSO, NICE CANON-DROPPING THERE, I LIKE YOU.

[iamsupernova]

REREADING THIS AGES LATER AND I NEED TO COMMENT JUST BECAUSE I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT NATE'S BAND GETTING OVER THEMSELVES AND ADMITTING WHAT NATE'S BEEN WILLING TO FROM THE START .__________.