“When we get angry we feel like killing but we should not kill when we can think first.”

This was said by a Wolani (tribe in West Papua) man at a tribal council. I think it is very deep. Nothing else needs to be said. Just think about it.

Finn: "You do know that carrying a concealed weapon is a felony."
Woman: "I don't, I leave it here so the appliances can defend themselves."

This one made me spit on my computer because I kept laughing over it.

. . . I just spit on it again. . .

A rough Obama quote that made me laugh ( Read more... )

And I'm sitting at work. Woo ( Read more... )

You are a
Social Moderate
(55% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(23% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Democrat

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Yeah, not something you'd expect to hear from me, huh? But that's how I feel right now. I feel stupid and embarrassed but I can't help it. I think a lot of things led to this. I've been working a lot, which is a crap excuse, I know. I just take care of dogs, clean and answer phones. But I'm so tired all the time. I guess I'm just a wimp. ( Read more... )

"How do you feel about a push-up bra ( Read more... )

I have to admit that I am not 100% happy with this piece. I'm disappointed in myself because I had been very into writing it and pleased with what I wrote until I went back and reread the first part and thought that it was crap. It was then hard to get my muse going again because I felt so badly about it. Blah. I guess it takes awhile to get back ( Read more... )

Random Thought:

Can eyelashes wish on themselves?

Random Thought: How would you get the last little bit of liquid/ketchup/whatever out of a bottle in space ( Read more... )