I got a myspace account.

I am a hypocrite.

The hypocrite's address is WWW.MYSPACE.COM/FORTESQUE

Since everyone got on that shit, apparently no on wants to post on LJ.

I have a completely irrational aversion twoards the demonic site, but no matter how irrational it is, I still refuse to get an account.

Weak-sauce.

HAH! You all thought you were rid of me, didn't you?

After the year or so of being offline, I FINALLY got my cable hooked up.

Not a lot to report, since I've been in hermit mode for so long. Work, School and pool, all I ever do. (That kinda rhymes!)

Anyways, I guess everyone switched over to that abomination called "Myspace" (so I doubt I'll get a ( Read more... )

Who would have guessed.....Pander could be so stupid about a girl.

Big surprise, huh?

Cryptic writings, vague references, And somehow so exposed to plain interpretation.

I never claimed to be anything but obvious, nothing more than a careless fool, whose heart is displayed proudly upon his arm. Fuck form, dignity, and grace. No mention of prose and ( Read more... )

....and won.

Amazing. I never thought that attaining a measurable speed could be such an accomplishment. When you double the posted speed limit, a new sense of being becomes you. You realize that you could very well lose everything that defines your life in one split second, but at the same instance, you feel more appreciative for the experience ( Read more... )

Take the quiz: "Which drug is best for you?"

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Yes, yes, the Pander is actually posting. For fun.

Not too much to say, except HI!!!
. I bought a new car on Sunday, an '03 Mitsubishi Lancer (it's purdyful......) and I'm still working in Moreno Valley. Talk about getting worn the fuck out! Today I had to set (23) 18" iron pipes into asphalt (not for fun, for money).

So, yes yes. There's a little ( Read more... )

How to make a Fortesque
Ingredients:

5 parts intelligence

5 parts self-sufficiency

5 parts energy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of lovability and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Not sure how accurate this is, but I found it amusing!

Pander is officially snapping.......In a major way. I've finally gotten to the point where all the shit that's happened in the last 12 months is just too much to handle.

How about a few examples....
1. I've been so angry about everything lately that I can't even recognize myself as the person I used to be. My tolerance of things I once considered to ( Read more... )

Tool - Reflections

I have come curiously close to the end, though ( Read more... )