Dear Internet Diary,

I am so smitten it is fucking retarded.
That is mostly all.

Love,
Jenny Penny

There's this dress company that I love called stop staring.
Wierdly enough so does Paris Hilton.
She's wearing a dress I have ( HERE. )

I can't believe I still remember the title to that painting ( Read more... )

So Noah's Ark came to Traci and I's House One day...
And Taught Us the Art of Flocking on Moustaches!!!! And tattooed Us!!!!
So Traci and I hung out with our sweet new Tatties and Staches in front of a light house on the Pacific Ocean.
And We thought about our dearest friend Leigh on the Atlantic Ocean...( ♥ )

I think soul night was one of the best nights of my life. seriously. Garrett and I went together to it finally, drank a lot of swanky drinks, and danced to our hearts content. Also probably one of the best Seattle weekends. the end.

p.s. i love my man.

p.p.s. fo' shizzle

i've been thinking a lot lately.
i need to make some changes in my life.
i've become a negative person.
i feel i might loose people that mean a lot to me.
so changes are to be made.
uff da!

p.s. traci says whats up? i have orange hair now!

p.p.s. traci and i got drunk off of 40s and stole donuts.

p.p.s.s. uff da some more.

Yeah, Traci and Lura and i just watched her (Raquelle) get busted ( Read more... )

this is an odd story.

warning it's kind of sad.

but also kind of belongs in the Darwin Awards.

Seriously, the Uncle was not smart........

DEATH BY HICCUPS

word.

<3, Jenny Penny

just in case one of you cats haven't seen this... you're about to be taken to a dream world of magic. click it===>  the chronic-what? <3,Jenny Penny

i made the perfect sunnyside up egg.
♥, Jenny Penny