I was told by one of the band members that I shot this weekend, your pictures are great, you must have an excellent camera. That's like me saying, your band is great, you must have excellent instruments. He paid me so I didn't say anything to him...

I like money.

I keep coming here to see something positive. It just isn't here or anywhere...

how's the charge on your phone? forget something here? we could trade...

I recently broke a tooth on a Lifesaver. Had i been eating a toothsaver, would i be dead? Only Chuck Norris knows...

Chuck Norris fact:
The internet was invented by Chuck Norris to more easily disseminate Chuck Norris facts to the masses.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

so... i got beaten in front of the house this am. it sucked as you might expect.

a thousand dollar reward to anyone that can point me in the right direction...
cash money niggas and nigettets.
anyone care to drop a dime for a ten thousand % return on their investment?

i love being me... again.

yay!

while lounging around yesterday, some guy bangs on my door.
i answer it. he's got a clipboard with some papers on it.
he asks me my name. i look at the piece of paper, it's got my neighbors name written on it.

it's a cover letter for a notice of foreclosure on my fucking building.
lovely...

PB and J with jalapenos... I feel like a Mexican Elvis.

Feel free to steal it.