What the fuck?! I got mauled by a goddamn BUNNY RABBIT.

...so, what else could I do but take it home? It was soooo cuuuute...

...This city is mine.

Well, I officially think I have the world's biggest headache.

Anyway. 2007 has kissed its ass goodbye, and 2008 has began... Nothing's different. At 12:00:00:00 I made a resolution to stop being an asshole, which I broke at 12:00:00:01.

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So, has anyone been reading the newspapers lately?

You've probably noticed that nothing's been hapening, not a goddamn thing.

Is it too much to ask for a little devastation?

My god. I fuckin' love reading these letters people leave behind that they never want anyone to know about...

Hah hah. Let's get a few laughs out of this one. I don't have a date on it, but here it is.

( [[OOC: Howard Roark has no morals.]] )

Yes! Almost done! Almost fuckin' done!

...The only problem is that I need to find a power source now.

... Okay, maybe this one is my fault. Maybe I shouldn't have called Howl a fairy the other day.

Oh, shit, there I go again.

...

Okay, I'm staying away from that goddamn high school.

...The hell?

[[OOC: Howard's hearts are black for everyone... except for Makubex, who has a purple heart.]]