Since you haven't seen me in a while...


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Okay, so it's been forever since I updated this. Let's start off slow...

Recently acquired books:

From Borders --

Campbell, Bruce: If Chins Could Kill
It's freakin' Bruce Campbell's autobiography! Bruce "The God" Campbell! I mean, shit!

Moore, Christopher: A Dirty Job
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I pause in the midst of my work to reflect on how aware working in educational publishing has made me of just how monumentally stupid college students are. I'm in the middle of coordinating a peer-review of a textbook being written for students studying retailing. In response to asking if a particular chapter is suitable for his students, an ( Read more... )

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Stolen from zeronobus and dropsofme...

Yes, this seems entirely appropriate.

Okay, I'm faced with a dilemma. I few minutes ago, my boss asked me to help her out by carrying a box for her. I crouched down to pick up the box and promptly split my pants. I mean it -- I feel like the fat kid from one of those Disney just-because-you're-fat-doesn't-mean-you-can't-play-football movies. I feel like "Chunk" from Goonies. Who ( Read more... )

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Happy Birthday, Kimmy!!

Oh, this is just GOLD!

I Am:
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