[je, various] nye ficathon post!
Title: use google, dipshit
Pairing/Characters: Akanishi Jin/Nakamaru Yuichi / Jin, Nakamaru, featuring Ryo, Kame, Pi, Koyama, Jimmy Mackey, Junno, Yoko
Groups: KAT-TUN, NEWS, Kanjani8, Jimmy Mackey
Rating: R because Jin is a potty mouth
Word count: ~900
Warnings: soon there'll be terrible photoshopping to match jin's language and textspeak. I'm almost sorry!
Summary: Jin versus Angry Birds on New Years Eve.
Author's Notes: Written for the NYE Ficathon. :D Any spelling errors in the text messages are intentional. I promise.
Other participants:
bubbly | debrogliewave | greatfountain | katmillia | miss_jelly | psychoniji | ryogrande | sashjun | snoozing_kitten | tatoeba | yuumei_nata
Let it never be said that Akanishi fucking Jin didn't have a little solidarity. Sure, they'd decided not to let him sing at Countdown this year, but that didn't mean he was going to spend it all out partying it up (or, his American friends were all home for the holidays, and his Japanese friends were all in Countdown, so he was stuck at home watching it on tv). Countdown started in two hours--so Jin was spending his free time on his latest nemesis. Angry birds.
Jin cursed, loudly, when Pin's nose in his elbow made him mess up the level. Again.
"Piiiiin," he whined at the dog, who of course whined back (she knew her master).
"I'm not losing to you," Jin informed his phone.
Fucking addictive games.
Fifteen tries later, he was giving up doing it on his own.
Piiiiii
i'm sry akanishi-kun yamashitta-kun can't come to his phone right now -koyama
Jin made a face at the message. What the fuck did that mean?!
wait y do u have pi's phone?
he's sleeping! i'm protecting naptime. he's v. tired you know. ): -koyama
"Fucking member love," Jin complained, "you're cockblocking my high score!"
u've nvr played angry birds rite?
what's that? -koyama
nvr mind. tell pi he sux
and brk a leg or w/e
He'd been so close this time! One more pig! Fucking pigs.
KAT-TUN was opening the pre-broadcast countdown concert, according to Nakamaru, so he had like half an hour before Taguchi went out. Right?
OIII ITAGUCHI HOW DO I BEAT 3-18 N ANGRY BIRDS????
why akanishi-kun it's outRAGEous that you'd just come to me for the answer!
as if i'd EGG ON your quest to cheat?
man fuck you taguchi
"You are the most unhelpful friend ever," Jin informed the face of his phone, as if that would make Junno cave. If there was one thing Junno was strict about, though, it was helping someone else cheat through a puzzle game. Damn his standards.
Who else did he know? Who else was awesome enough to help him cheat?
Oh. Duh.
jimmy u play angry birds?
obvs. beat it like a fucking month ago.
3-18 HELP ME
Why the fuck would I do that? You're just chucking birds at a bunch of pigs. It's not that hard.
PLZ JIMMY!!!!!
fuck you, no!
u didnt beat it did u
No answer.
Jin wrote down 'lying about finishing angry birds' on his list of "things Jimmy Mackey has done that are not awesome".
(When he got a text message three hours later saying sorry had to get back to eva mendez he had to cross it back off in the interest of fairness.)
NISHIKIDO
NISHIKIDO
NISHIKIDO
OI NISHIKIDO ARE YOU IGNORING ME
oh wait concert
fuck
whoops
concert starts in half an hour moron i'm just ignoring you
(That was basically "happy new year!" in Ryo-speak, so Jin's heart swelled with a bit of love. A bit. Then it shrunk because Ryo sucked and didn't even have an iPhone.)
yoko! angry birds! 3-18
!
DO YOU THINK I HAVE THE MONEY FOR AN IPOD?!!
iphone
IPHONE WHATEVER!!!!!!!1111!
NOT ALL OF US ARE INTERNATOINAL SUPERSTARS DOING SOLO TOURS YUO KNOW
I HAVE TO PAY THE RENT
you're full of shit. and u suck.
def deleting you from my contacts
AKANSHI
AKNISHI
AKANISHI!!
def deleting you
He was going to get an angry rant over the phone for sure. Oh well. Fucking useless Yoko.
oi kame u dont play angry birds rite? o wait nvm ur on the tv
"Man, Pi really is tired," Jin commented, "can't even muster up the effort to molest you, huh Kame?"
Then Pin poked her nose into the crook of his elbow again and he felt kind of like a loser for talking to the tv.
He put his phone down and sang along to -Motto-, feeling nostalgic and lonely. Then his phone buzzed against his forearm.
Bird on the top right hand corner of the thing in the middle. Bird to the top section of the tower on the left, birds to the supports on the left side of the middle thing.
Jin rolled his eyes. No fucking way.
No fucking way, it worked.
NAKA-NANTOKA UR THE BEST
SRSLY DUDE U HAVE THE IPHONE 4 RITE? WE SHOULD DO A STEAMY VIDEO CHAT
I am never opening a video request from you. Ever.
NAKAMARUUUUUU
Never.
sexting?
Maybe.
What about that thing you do with the beatboxing?
Nakanantoka?
...Nakamaru?
OI.
...I'm leaving the afterparty for this, I hope you know that.
Jin cheered, before ushering Pin to her dog bed in the spare room. It was always good to spare the poor animals!
Nakamaru looked annoyed when Jin threw the door open for him, and he took the beer Jin offered him wordlessly.
They flopped on the couch together, shoulders and knees brushing every now and then.
"I looked okay, right?"
"You looked as dumb as always," Jin said fondly, "almost as dumb as you looked on the DVD~"
Nakamaru elbowed him.
They sat in silence for another moment. "Happy new year," said Nakamaru eventually.
Jin nodded. "You too," he said, going through his text messages--oh, good, Kame was taking Pi home to sleep--
wat r u wearing
...are we seriously sexting while we're sitting next to each other on the couch?
im wearing jeans and a tshirt but my underwear have skull print on them
Oh my god Akanishi I'm going to murder you.
not until we get naked ur not
Pairing/Characters: Akanishi Jin/Nakamaru Yuichi / Jin, Nakamaru, featuring Ryo, Kame, Pi, Koyama, Jimmy Mackey, Junno, Yoko
Groups: KAT-TUN, NEWS, Kanjani8, Jimmy Mackey
Rating: R because Jin is a potty mouth
Word count: ~900
Warnings: soon there'll be terrible photoshopping to match jin's language and textspeak. I'm almost sorry!
Summary: Jin versus Angry Birds on New Years Eve.
Author's Notes: Written for the NYE Ficathon. :D Any spelling errors in the text messages are intentional. I promise.
Other participants:
bubbly | debrogliewave | greatfountain | katmillia | miss_jelly | psychoniji | ryogrande | sashjun | snoozing_kitten | tatoeba | yuumei_nata
Let it never be said that Akanishi fucking Jin didn't have a little solidarity. Sure, they'd decided not to let him sing at Countdown this year, but that didn't mean he was going to spend it all out partying it up (or, his American friends were all home for the holidays, and his Japanese friends were all in Countdown, so he was stuck at home watching it on tv). Countdown started in two hours--so Jin was spending his free time on his latest nemesis. Angry birds.
Jin cursed, loudly, when Pin's nose in his elbow made him mess up the level. Again.
"Piiiiin," he whined at the dog, who of course whined back (she knew her master).
"I'm not losing to you," Jin informed his phone.
Fucking addictive games.
Fifteen tries later, he was giving up doing it on his own.
Piiiiii
i'm sry akanishi-kun yamashitta-kun can't come to his phone right now -koyama
Jin made a face at the message. What the fuck did that mean?!
wait y do u have pi's phone?
he's sleeping! i'm protecting naptime. he's v. tired you know. ): -koyama
"Fucking member love," Jin complained, "you're cockblocking my high score!"
u've nvr played angry birds rite?
what's that? -koyama
nvr mind. tell pi he sux
and brk a leg or w/e
He'd been so close this time! One more pig! Fucking pigs.
KAT-TUN was opening the pre-broadcast countdown concert, according to Nakamaru, so he had like half an hour before Taguchi went out. Right?
OIII ITAGUCHI HOW DO I BEAT 3-18 N ANGRY BIRDS????
why akanishi-kun it's outRAGEous that you'd just come to me for the answer!
as if i'd EGG ON your quest to cheat?
man fuck you taguchi
"You are the most unhelpful friend ever," Jin informed the face of his phone, as if that would make Junno cave. If there was one thing Junno was strict about, though, it was helping someone else cheat through a puzzle game. Damn his standards.
Who else did he know? Who else was awesome enough to help him cheat?
Oh. Duh.
jimmy u play angry birds?
obvs. beat it like a fucking month ago.
3-18 HELP ME
Why the fuck would I do that? You're just chucking birds at a bunch of pigs. It's not that hard.
PLZ JIMMY!!!!!
fuck you, no!
u didnt beat it did u
No answer.
Jin wrote down 'lying about finishing angry birds' on his list of "things Jimmy Mackey has done that are not awesome".
(When he got a text message three hours later saying sorry had to get back to eva mendez he had to cross it back off in the interest of fairness.)
NISHIKIDO
NISHIKIDO
NISHIKIDO
OI NISHIKIDO ARE YOU IGNORING ME
oh wait concert
fuck
whoops
concert starts in half an hour moron i'm just ignoring you
(That was basically "happy new year!" in Ryo-speak, so Jin's heart swelled with a bit of love. A bit. Then it shrunk because Ryo sucked and didn't even have an iPhone.)
yoko! angry birds! 3-18
!
DO YOU THINK I HAVE THE MONEY FOR AN IPOD?!!
iphone
IPHONE WHATEVER!!!!!!!1111!
NOT ALL OF US ARE INTERNATOINAL SUPERSTARS DOING SOLO TOURS YUO KNOW
I HAVE TO PAY THE RENT
you're full of shit. and u suck.
def deleting you from my contacts
AKANSHI
AKNISHI
AKANISHI!!
def deleting you
He was going to get an angry rant over the phone for sure. Oh well. Fucking useless Yoko.
oi kame u dont play angry birds rite? o wait nvm ur on the tv
"Man, Pi really is tired," Jin commented, "can't even muster up the effort to molest you, huh Kame?"
Then Pin poked her nose into the crook of his elbow again and he felt kind of like a loser for talking to the tv.
He put his phone down and sang along to -Motto-, feeling nostalgic and lonely. Then his phone buzzed against his forearm.
Bird on the top right hand corner of the thing in the middle. Bird to the top section of the tower on the left, birds to the supports on the left side of the middle thing.
Jin rolled his eyes. No fucking way.
No fucking way, it worked.
NAKA-NANTOKA UR THE BEST
SRSLY DUDE U HAVE THE IPHONE 4 RITE? WE SHOULD DO A STEAMY VIDEO CHAT
I am never opening a video request from you. Ever.
NAKAMARUUUUUU
Never.
sexting?
Maybe.
What about that thing you do with the beatboxing?
Nakanantoka?
...Nakamaru?
OI.
...I'm leaving the afterparty for this, I hope you know that.
Jin cheered, before ushering Pin to her dog bed in the spare room. It was always good to spare the poor animals!
Nakamaru looked annoyed when Jin threw the door open for him, and he took the beer Jin offered him wordlessly.
They flopped on the couch together, shoulders and knees brushing every now and then.
"I looked okay, right?"
"You looked as dumb as always," Jin said fondly, "almost as dumb as you looked on the DVD~"
Nakamaru elbowed him.
They sat in silence for another moment. "Happy new year," said Nakamaru eventually.
Jin nodded. "You too," he said, going through his text messages--oh, good, Kame was taking Pi home to sleep--
wat r u wearing
...are we seriously sexting while we're sitting next to each other on the couch?
im wearing jeans and a tshirt but my underwear have skull print on them
Oh my god Akanishi I'm going to murder you.
not until we get naked ur not