Mother: Jesus Christ, Sarah, your boobs are always in the way.
Me: They are not!
Mother: Yes, they are. It's like bumping into airbags.
Me: The Award for Meanest Mother of the Year goes to...Renee! Ding ding ding ding!

I'm sorry I couldn't volunteer with you, Erin. I felt awful. I felt better towards the middle of the day (which is why I went out), ( Read more... )

Kids, while being incredibly adorable, can also be terrifyingly disgusting. Still, you can't help but love them, can you?*

*This is a rhetorical question, as I know many of you think and say otherwise.

OH MY GOD, I'M MENTIONING HARRY POTTER, OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, Alba, I couldn't resist.

Saw Wedding Crashers and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory again. No, not at the same time.

I had my first speed reading class yesterday. My teacher is really intense. "This is not a remedial reading class. I don't even teach remedial reading!" He kind of reminded me of Mr. Hayman, hands moving all around and everything. His name is Michael. I ( Read more... )

So. Mourning has not been going as well as I would have liked. I have no plain black shirts. Oh sure, I have plenty of black shirts, they just all have images on them like Pink Floyd and The Beatles. Not that that's a bad thing or anything, just not ideal clothing for mourning. I did, however, make neat little tags that say, "How could you, J.K.?" ( Read more... )

This will probably be my last post until about....July 17th or maybe 18th. Probably the 18th. I am going to Arizona, in case you were wondering. I shall see the Grand Canyon and the Four Corners (where four of the states meet).

Happy birthday, Felecia or Felicia, or...however you spell your name.

Annnnndddddd Happy 4th of July, one and all!

I'm a Purple Converse All-Star


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7:30--- Start Latin Test.

9:05---End latin test, a bit frustrated. Should have studied verbs more.

9:30---Start English test

10:00---End English Test. Not too bad. Missed a couple things, but that's to be expected.

11:15---Leave with a lot of people to see Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.

12:50---Finally get there.

1:05---I get to see Harry ( Read more... )

Ten in twelve. $59.50. Still sexy. Phew. I'm done...for now.

Friday: Got home, and tried once again to wash that shit off my face. Didn't completely work, so I got tired and took a nap. When my mom got home, and before she could see it and yell at me, I tried to wash it off my face one more time. It basically worked. Unless you knew it was there, you couldn't see it. Yay for patience and soap. Then we went ( Read more... )

My Star Wars/MasterCard commercial:

Amount Spent on Star Wars so far: $27.50

Number of Times Having to Listen to Cheesy/Funny Dialogue: 4

Seeing Hot, Sexy, and Dark Anakin Skywalker each and every time: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy: For everything else, there's Hayden Christensen.

Yeah, I know I'm brilliant. Star Wars does pay ( Read more... )