J: I'll just share the tuna salad with you
E: you'll just shut the tuna up?!?!?

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"you just met me and you wanna pour hot wax on me, already?"

"would you like to join me and my fiance in a polyamorous relationship?"

"oh girl I would hurt you so good"

c:wassup havent seen you in acaban minute. whens the next rage ( Read more... )

me: u don't even do actual work? geez livin the life! getting paid to browse the internet, ur golden!
b: :D its only 12 bones an hour
me: haha sounds like the story of my life
b: no i'm literally getting paid with bones -__-
me: YIKES! don't tell me.... is it chicken bones??
b: kitty bones... and whiskers if I'm lucky

jess: it was fun, i just got out, I got five little girls
me: What do you mean YOU GOT FIVE LITTLE GIRLS?? You're stealing them?!? Jessica that's NOT OKAY! They have families!!

When you’re out there looking for that perfect person, keep these things in mind - People change, no matter how hard they try not to. As you grow older you mature, and with each new level of maturity come different ideas, different needs and wants. The person who was perfect for you at twenty could be the person you hate when you’re thirty-five. ( Read more... )

e: I just told my dad its jersey shore thursdays lol
i told him its fist pump'n time lmao (the new season starts tonight)
c: hahahahahahaha my mom pumped her fist lol
e: OMG SHE DIIID!

me:hmm how can i say this without you thinking its gay ( Read more... )

andando perdida.. ando por los mismos pasos y sera que por el bien de la humanidad que desagamos esta feria de amor e odio.. yo igual de enamorada y tu igual en otro mundo. me paro aqui y me desaogo.. mas feliz evitar que otra vez lamentar..

-sera batalla que nunca gane- pero por ahora acabada...

do u stay in a semi-destructive relationship..?? or do you wait for one day....?