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[fox_megan]

um hi i'm megan fox, best known for playing the hot daughter on hope and faith, being arch enemy to lohan and the olsens, and getting porked by brian austin green. i had his name tattooed by my pie but i dumped his ass so now i'm either going to have to date another brian, call my next boyfriend brian no matter what his name is, or name my first

Comments

[ex_m_moore697]

How was it doing Brian Austin Green? I have always wanted to know.

[fox_megan]

he was gold enough to get a tattoo

[leonardo_d]

I think it's safe to say that you are one of the few who could easily quit their day job.

[fox_megan]

please, this is my day job

[leonardo_d]

I had no idea Hope and Faith was that kind of show.

[fox_megan]

our show got cancelled, thanks for reminding me

[minghella]

Connect a few lines and undot the i, Brian is easily changed to Max.

[fox_megan]

and hey if you take the o out of my last name, i am megan fx. i love name games!

[ex_rachelmca47]

Are you playing a transformer?

[fox_megan]

no i'm playing your lesbian lover

[ex_rachelmca47]

Transformer sex?!

[fox_megan]

hell yes i will grow a lego boner asap

[longoria_e]

This is what I call an introduction.

[fox_megan]

actually the real introduction is when you learn the names of my breasts

[longoria_e]

I hope we get the chance to meet.

[fox_megan]

you wanna crawl up in these walls?