so i was like all one leg in the tub today shaving for a night out on the town when my cell phone beeped. i beeped as well but in curseword format and stopped what i was doing to check the message. apparently it was a picture text and we all know how much fun it is to get picture texts am i right? here let me share the joy! anyway i lifted up my ( Read more... )

i had this best friend in hs who was two years older but in my grade and stole our cigarettes from her older brother who was too busy finishing himself off over her underage friends to give half a shit. in the spring and on summers all the girls would pile in her car and she'd drive us out to virginia beach where we'd learn to wear stilettos to ( Read more... )

um hi i'm megan fox, best known for playing the hot daughter on hope and faith, being arch enemy to lohan and the olsens, and getting porked by brian austin green. i had his name tattooed by my pie but i dumped his ass so now i'm either going to have to date another brian, call my next boyfriend brian no matter what his name is, or name my first ( Read more... )