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[fox_megan]

so i was like all one leg in the tub today shaving for a night out on the town when my cell phone beeped. i beeped as well but in curseword format and stopped what i was doing to check the message. apparently it was a picture text and we all know how much fun it is to get picture texts am i right? here let me share the joy! anyway i lifted up my

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[heatha_ledger]

lmao lmao. And yes one of those fauxhawk mullets pls.

[fox_megan]

should we just fess up to people yet that it was your sack-o-balls

[heatha_ledger]

lmao well you should probably admit that you keep calling me and asking me to send naked pictures of myself.

[fox_megan]

oh shut the hell up for five mins plz i want to read pitt on my fp he is clearly hotter than you and not taken i think

[uraymond]

You've got another picture text.

[fox_megan]

you are the big black horse to my cherry tree and you're about to get one back

[uraymond]

Now ain't that a pretty picture. Looks like a got a new wallpaper for my phone.

[fox_megan]

just make sure your mama don't see

[ex_rachelmca47]

N. Mullets are sexy but not sexy enough for you.

[fox_megan]

ok well you can still business in my front and party in my back anytime regardless

[ex_rachelmca47]

My teets are called Cagney and Lacey.

[fox_megan]

together our vaginas are the wu-tang clan

[reichen]

You are more than welcome to share bed space with me, you know I have no problem with that. And you have listened to me enough to know I'll talk cock all day long.

No mullet, thanks.

[k_russell]

YES ON THE MULLET. And you eat babies? I punch babies. Do you know what that means? We should have sex.