I want to eat here:

http://www.alinea-restaurant.com/index.html

An Excerpt from Tom Wolfe's Blog new!http://www.thepunchbowl.net/read_article.asp?id=198Read more... )

I need a punchbowl column idea, stat. Any ideas? I'll credit you, and you can list "freelance humor consultant" in your resume. Anyone?

Our class held a secret ballot yesterday, and it turns out I'm giving the School of Nursing commencement speech. It's the only time in my life I'll ever be speaking on stage at the Kimmel Center, which is pretty ( Read more... )

"...I dunno, my plate's just full. And all of the food is good, but I can't ever seem to clear my plate, so I'm just shoving it down my throat, which just makes me hate all that good food. You know?"

"At least you have food on your plate. And, stop talking in metaphors, Matt. I'm hungry."

http://www.thepunchbowl.net/issues/punchbowlwinter07.pdf

THE WINTER 2K7 ISSUE IS HERE!!

I watched an old lady die in the ICU tonight. It all went down very fast, which I guess I could have expected. If you don't want to read the details, I'll just say now that in conclusion, I don't recommend dying in an ICU, it's not terribly flattering ( Read more... )

my first patient of the semester had 14 bullet holes in him!

my column's up today, http://www.thepunchbowl.net. i can meet deadlines!

http://www.ben-and-amy.com/?p=252

My column's up today (Sunday, Sunday, Sunday) @ http://www.thepunchbowl.net

Check it.

love,
Matt