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lol... duhh. and don't confuse brooklyn transplants as "jersey accents". those are strictly brooklyn people passing themselves as jersey folk.

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Northeast

Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York ( Read more... )

alright folks, i need your help.

i need costume ideas. something fairly simple. not sports related or anything that requires skin tight clothing (that means no superhero outfits either). would be nice if it's something that could pass as a costume and regular clothing... if i were an eccentric. ;)

so for this birthday, i decided to splurge and get a new phone since mine looked like it had been dropped through a trash compacter then run over.

so i ended up with this one:


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sometimes... ryan reynolds is funny.

"... you cock juggling thundercunt..." that made me laugh out loud.

when i was younger, my dad would tell me stories about how things were like when he was little. he lived poorly in puerto rico; he only had a pair of shoes, two to three pairs of pants and a couple shirts. he would save the shoes for the nice occasions like church but most often than not, he would walk barefoot to school every day. he used one ( Read more... )

5 Songs Meme

reply and i'll give you a letter and you have to find five songs that start with that letter and post them to your journal.

so eirefaerie gave me R. you know, i don't have many R songs. was weird. out of all the letters, R is the least but strangely there are some powerful memories attributed to the songs that start with R. these are the ( Read more... )

i have come to the conclusion that my coworkers do not understand the concept of sarcasm ( Read more... )

cause i know all of you are eagerly awaiting my synopsis of superman returns and because i just saw a clip where kevin smith retells his story about his superman script, i'm going to post my thoughts on that new franchise which i think bryan singer is doing his best to drive into the ground.

( fuck, lj cut. at this point, you might want to stop reading if you don't want little snippits of what happens in the movie. )

You are a dog
Or maybe you are a mosquito, you certainly can't be human.

The highest pitched ultrasonic mosquito ringtone that I can hear is 21.1kHzTest your own hearing at Ultrasonic ringtones

this shouldn't come as a surprise. i've always said i have dog hearing...