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Today was one of those days that is the best day ever.

So, I was thinking...

what is the point of Fergie?

What up hoz. I'm in LBI with Matt!!!!!!!! YES. THAT'S RIGHT. I AM.

THE EAGLE HAS LANDED, I REPEAT, THE EAGLE HAS LANDED.

YES, I HAVE A CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You guys. I'm really excited to get my car tomorrow. Like, I will have a car. I will HAVE a car. Like now, I own a car, but I don't HAVE it. It's somewhere. Iono where. But tomorrow I will HAVE IT. It will be IN MY POSESSION. OH MY GOD. YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, I was just thinking about the time we were in Disney World, and we were on the yeti ride, and as it's going, Kelly screams "AH MON DIEU!!!!"

I just wanted to document it because I don't think I wrote that in my Florida update a million years ago.

Dear everyone,
I am going to Pittsburgh in the morning (July 1) and will be there until Tuesday (July 4). As this will probably be quite boring, please, for the love of god, call me. Or text me. Whichever you prefer.
Loooove,
Dylan

I just thought of something. If I don't have children... AM I EVER GONNA BE ABLE TO GO TO DISNEY WORLD AGAIN???

Happy Satan Day!!!!!!!!!!