It's a brand new day and I'm over joyed. A huge burden has been lifted off of me and now I'm floating on clouds. It feels like the first day of spring in my seasons of life. Good grief would ya listen to me ..I swear I'm not drunk..or high...or uhh..yeah haven't been laid either. It's a damn shame too. What I was trying to say is...I'm happy ( Read more... )

and yes I know how to spell monologues.

I've decided that I'm going to become a lesbian and possibly one day write for the vagina monalogues.

Long day, but I ate steak..twice.

I officially have a farmer's tan. Well a farmer's sunburn more like it. Until it warms up and I can go swimming, you can call me Farmer Foxxy. I'm happy to announce to the world, that for once..I'm actually prepared for mother's day this year. While you people are doing last minute shopping for your moms..probably at walmart...rushingly ( Read more... )

I'm making my own "me quiz". Answer these questions: (you're being timed ( Read more... )

I'm having a James Brown morning. As I'm sitting here listening to the inspirational words put to music "get up off of that thang"...I'm daydreaming about what I would do right now if I had the choice. It would be a windy summer day..right at 70 degrees, which is perfect. I would be at my parents farm with all my friends and family there, but ( Read more... )

It's been 2 weeks since my last confession/masturbation. I might be hornyish.

There was another suicide this past weekend in this small midwestern town. He was 27..married with 3 small children...hung himself. I actually kissed him once back when I was 15.(which isn't a big deal since I kissed ALL boys in the area atleast once back when I was 15). I can't say I knew him anymore, but it's still tragic, considering the ( Read more... )

I cried watching the home makeover show. Again. I also made chocolate cake with hotfudge icing. Which is quite an event worth journalizing about considering the few times I actually bake something.