Spent the entire day with my in-laws. Need I say more? I did watch a good movie tonight. It was called..shit what was it called. Now I forget. I know what you're thinking. It couldn't have been that good if I JUST finished watching it and already I've forgotten the name of it. Little do you know...that's how stupid I REALLY am sometimes. HA! ( Read more... )

Yesterday was pretty much a miserable day. Today I woke up with very little patience STILL, called mom, and begged her to come get Kamille for the day..as I was on the bathroom floor cleaning up urine. This potty training thing sucks balls. I've already finished my chores..it's Friday...I have freedom...atleast until 4pm. Life is GUD! Today ( Read more... )

It's Saturday night, she's waiting for her friends to pick her up and wearing her favorite black dress. Spring fever is in the air and her favorite local band is playing at the Blue Note. He's just getting home from work, feeling like he wants to take the bike out and drink a few beers. The club is dark and the music is pumping. She sees him ( Read more... )

Some people seriously need to lighten up. I'm sad for those of you wound up tighter than Joan Collins face skin...life could be enjoyable..if you let it be. Judgemental people need to take a good look in the mirror before they start judging others. Your comments will be deleted every time so save your breath.

It's erotic story week. (aka free porn for elise week) All erotic stories posted here in the comments section please. Make them HOTnSPICY! Let's see who can write the most arousing one. GOOD LUCK!

Most mornings I make coffee and it tastes different everytime. Some days it tastes like elmer's glue..some days it tastes like a mud milkshake...some days it tastes like stale tea. Today it tastes like coffee. If only I had some bacon. Speaking of bacon, have you ever fried bacon so long it evaporated into thin air? I have, many times. First ( Read more... )

Lilacs are purple and violets are too, air smells of shit..ring-a-ding-ding who poohed.

Perfect day for a kite...or a good beerdrinkin, BBQin, lawnchair fartin, wrestlin your neighborin mud run.

To make a long story short...went to pizza hut with Amy and her kids and my kid went crazy yelled several times in public at the children ate something crunchy in the chocolate pudding at the salad bar stopped got gas at casey's dropped her kids off at her parents house went to my house dropped off Kamille pooped sprayed perfume on my armpits and ( Read more... )

I need to make a decision and need some imput on it. I have digital cable and I'm thinking about switching to satelite. My cable doesn't have comedy central..this is the reason for the possible switch. I want HBO, FOX, WB, ABC, NBC, MTV, VH1, and comedy central. Which is the best way to go? Anybody know?